John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.
I literally heard that in his voice
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John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.
I literally heard that in his voice

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Fact: bisexuals make up a majority of the LGBT population.
Fact: the majority of bisexuals are closeted.
Theory: If all bisexual people came out, straight people would no longer be the majority.
Do we really make up a majority? Cause the way we’re erased i had no idea. Like really. I thought we were in minority…
The Human Rights Commission of San Francisco released a groundbreaking report on Bisexual Invisibility in 2010 which revealed that, even though only 28% of bisexuals are out (compared to 71% of lesbians and 77% of gay men.) bisexuals out-number gays and lesbians combined, Many studies have followed which verify this data.
There’s also been several studies that have shown that a large percentage of millennials don’t consider themselves exclusively attracted to one gender
Whaaaaat.
Bisexual Invisibility more like Bisexual Invincibility
reblogging for the last comment
Happy 20BiTeen, y’all. Time to reblog this chestnut and piss of the biphobes.
Fact: bisexuals make up a majority of the LGBT population.
Fact: the majority of bisexuals are closeted.
Theory: If all bisexual people came out, straight people would no longer be the majority.
Do we really make up a majority? Cause the way we’re erased i had no idea. Like really. I thought we were in minority…
The Human Rights Commission of San Francisco released a groundbreaking report on Bisexual Invisibility in 2010 which revealed that, even though only 28% of bisexuals are out (compared to 71% of lesbians and 77% of gay men.) bisexuals out-number gays and lesbians combined, Many studies have followed which verify this data.
There’s also been several studies that have shown that a large percentage of millennials don’t consider themselves exclusively attracted to one gender
Whaaaaat.
Bisexual Invisibility more like Bisexual Invincibility
reblogging for the last comment
Happy 20BiTeen, y’all. Time to reblog this chestnut and piss of the biphobes.
hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas
a classic example
daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it
mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too
a common variant
mom: well i’m having a really hard time right now and you know that i’m doing my best and that i didn’t mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time i’m having
least favorite
mom: fine. you’re right and i’m wrong and i’m a horrible person. there. are you happy now?
see also
mom: you can’t be mad at me. you’re not allowed to be mad at me. i can’t stand it.
@justinsane8661 brought this lil Russian Blue kitten home from work the other day (he works at Home Depot and they found the kitten wandering around the tool shed outside) and we have both fallen madly in love with her! She's the sweetest lil 5 month old kitten, and has warmed up to us so well!! Justin is very allergic to cats normally (I have 2 in my apartment that he can barely stand to be around because of the breathing problems they caused) and Russian Blue's we discovered, are really good for people woth allergies! The first night Justin spent probably about 6 hours in his little bathroom with all her cat toys, food and litter box just teaxhing her how to play and use a litter box and where the food is and I have never ever seen him so in love with a cat. Idk man I just had to share how fucking cute this is 😍

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So my brother tried to pet an iguana today…
People always forget the tail….
BEGONE
So my brother tried to pet an iguana today…
People always forget the tail….
BEGONE

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John Mulaney quotes I identify with
on a deep, spiritual, personal level:
“I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
“I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
“I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
“I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
“What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
“I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
“When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”
John Mulaney quotes I identify with
on a deep, spiritual, personal level:
“I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
“I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
“I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
“I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
“What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
“I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
“When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”
everyone sharing their twitters and other social media in case of this website experiencing an all-out collapse. not me. use the information you’ve learned about me to track me down. piece together the cryptic clues i have left throughout my blog over the years in preparation of this day to decipher the location of our future meeting. i’ll be waiting

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everyone sharing their twitters and other social media in case of this website experiencing an all-out collapse. not me. use the information you’ve learned about me to track me down. piece together the cryptic clues i have left throughout my blog over the years in preparation of this day to decipher the location of our future meeting. i’ll be waiting
take me back to the summer, i was so happy then ❤