CyberPao 2021

on a deep, spiritual, personal level:

“I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”

“I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”

“I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”

“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”

“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”

“I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”

“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”

“What is college?” *incoherent babbling*

“I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”

on a deep, spiritual, personal level:

“I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”

“I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”

“I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”

“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”

“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”

“I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”

“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”

“What is college?” *incoherent babbling*

“I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”

One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’

We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things

We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals

Meat safety is part of our training

Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice

Aragon

Boleyn

Seymour

Cleeves

Howard

Parr

So I’m sure you guys have seen my posts before abt being robbed at gunpoint and having almost $500 stolen from me, which I needed used for my dogs monthly sezuire medications, luckily I was able to raise just enough money

But for the past couple months I’ve been struggling to pay his monthly bill of $400 and now I’m way in over my head again.

I called out of work for a couple of days bcs I had the flu and my check was so short, I’m now $300 behind on rent, plus his med bills PLUS my fucking bank account went into the negative $193 because of literally just trying to get to work and Uber added up

I don’t want to seem so needy but I’m freaking out and honestly so scared, my dog has been acting so lathargic and weird I rly don’t want him to have another seizure, I don’t have a good relationship with either of my parents especially since I came out to them…so I definitely can’t ask them for money

If anyone could spare ANYTHING I would greatly appreciate it:

Cash app: $asiapls

Venmo: @Asia-Jefferson-1

Paypal: [email protected]

So I’m sure you guys have seen my posts before abt being robbed at gunpoint and having almost $500 stolen from me, which I needed used for my dogs monthly sezuire medications, luckily I was able to raise just enough money

But for the past couple months I’ve been struggling to pay his monthly bill of $400 and now I’m way in over my head again.

I called out of work for a couple of days bcs I had the flu and my check was so short, I’m now $300 behind on rent, plus his med bills PLUS my fucking bank account went into the negative $193 because of literally just trying to get to work and Uber added up

I don’t want to seem so needy but I’m freaking out and honestly so scared, my dog has been acting so lathargic and weird I rly don’t want him to have another seizure, I don’t have a good relationship with either of my parents especially since I came out to them…so I definitely can’t ask them for money

If anyone could spare ANYTHING I would greatly appreciate it:

Cash app: $asiapls

Venmo: @Asia-Jefferson-1

Paypal: [email protected]

Generation One Cartoon: A four season long shitpost. Really wants you to buy some toys.

Transformers The Movie: All My Friends Are Dead The Movie. Featuring a musical score by somebody with a serious hard-on for rock music.

Marvel Comic: A grand cosmic adventure spanning thousands of years and tackling themes of morality and faith, interspersed with the goofiest shit imaginable.

Headmasters: Only notable for the terrible dub. Fortress Maximus has come himself.

Masterforce: Things go off the rails. Wishes it was a Gundam show.

Victory: Things go back to normal. Starring BURNING JUSTICE. Probably the best of the animes.

Zone: A yaoi anime posing as Transformers. An utter enigma. Probably would’ve been hilarious if it got past the first episode.

Generation Two: The one everybody forgets. Contains dangerous amounts of 80’s and terrible rap music.

Beast Wars: The Transformers become furries in order to survive in the time of cavemen. Somehow manages to be awesome despite a bizarre premise.

Beast Machines: Also known as “Why You Don’t Fix Things That Aren’t Broken”.

Robots In Disguise: That guy at work who you don’t hate, but you don’t exactly like him either. Starring a shark that does poetry.

Transformers Universe: Unicron abducts Transformers from across the multiverse in an epic clash, but you won’t see that because of bankruptcy. Meanwhile the writers go on an epic yet obsessive quest to undo Beast Machines.

Armada: A wacky scavenger hunt for Pokémon leads to the deaths of hundreds. Everybody keeps forgetting everybody else’s names for some reason.

Energon: The screw-up the rest of the family hates. You expected nothing and you were still disappointed. Has weirdly good music.

Cybertron: Unexpectedly good. Doesn’t get as much respect as it probably should.

Dreamwave Comics: Professionally published fan fiction. Everyone pretends they never liked it to save face. All the characters have the Ctrl-Alt-Delete face.

IDW Comics: Professionally published fan fiction, except it’s actually good this time. Won’t stop until every character is gay.

Transformers Timelines: Also known as “those sweet comics and toys you’ll never get because they were only at BotCon almost a decade ago”.

Transformers Collectors Club Magazine: Same as Timelines, only now it’s monthly magazine.

Kiss Players: The actual WORST. Embodies every horrible stereotype about Japanese media. You’ll probably get arrested if you read it in public.

Bayverse: The red-headed stepchild. Makes a ton of money but is so obnoxious everyone else ignores it.

Animated: Was too good for this sinful world. More anime than the actual animes. Inspires a lot of really weird fanfics.

Ask Vector Prime: A grandpa from beyond space and time gets on Facebook to fix Transformers continuity, then gets pissed when everybody just asks him to give names to random background characters.

Transformers Prime: What Bayverse would’ve been if it was competently made. Dwayne Johnson is in the first episode for no readily apparent reason.

“For Cybertron” Games: The only video games in the franchise even worth mentioning. Gears Of War with robots.

Rescue Bots: Pure and innocent in every way.

Robots In Disguise: Has nothing to do with the first “RID”. Ostensibly a sequel to Prime, but feels like it didn’t really want to be one.

Transformers Devastation: Okay so there’s another game worth mentioning. The people who made Bayonetta bring their trademark anime-ass gameplay to Transformers.

Combiner Wars Cartoon: A total shitshow.

Beast Wars Uprising: Cybertron finally gets an export of “The Hunger Games”, leading to a violent revolution that kills millions. For some reason all the stories are named after Tumblr social justice terms.

Reblog to always remember Starscream <3

Generation One Cartoon: A four season long shitpost. Really wants you to buy some toys.

Transformers The Movie: All My Friends Are Dead The Movie. Featuring a musical score by somebody with a serious hard-on for rock music.

Marvel Comic: A grand cosmic adventure spanning thousands of years and tackling themes of morality and faith, interspersed with the goofiest shit imaginable.

Headmasters: Only notable for the terrible dub. Fortress Maximus has come himself.

Masterforce: Things go off the rails. Wishes it was a Gundam show.

Victory: Things go back to normal. Starring BURNING JUSTICE. Probably the best of the animes.

Zone: A yaoi anime posing as Transformers. An utter enigma. Probably would’ve been hilarious if it got past the first episode.

Generation Two: The one everybody forgets. Contains dangerous amounts of 80’s and terrible rap music.

Beast Wars: The Transformers become furries in order to survive in the time of cavemen. Somehow manages to be awesome despite a bizarre premise.

Beast Machines: Also known as “Why You Don’t Fix Things That Aren’t Broken”.

Robots In Disguise: That guy at work who you don’t hate, but you don’t exactly like him either. Starring a shark that does poetry.

Transformers Universe: Unicron abducts Transformers from across the multiverse in an epic clash, but you won’t see that because of bankruptcy. Meanwhile the writers go on an epic yet obsessive quest to undo Beast Machines.

Armada: A wacky scavenger hunt for Pokémon leads to the deaths of hundreds. Everybody keeps forgetting everybody else’s names for some reason.

Energon: The screw-up the rest of the family hates. You expected nothing and you were still disappointed. Has weirdly good music.

Cybertron: Unexpectedly good. Doesn’t get as much respect as it probably should.

Dreamwave Comics: Professionally published fan fiction. Everyone pretends they never liked it to save face. All the characters have the Ctrl-Alt-Delete face.

IDW Comics: Professionally published fan fiction, except it’s actually good this time. Won’t stop until every character is gay.

Transformers Timelines: Also known as “those sweet comics and toys you’ll never get because they were only at BotCon almost a decade ago”.

Transformers Collectors Club Magazine: Same as Timelines, only now it’s monthly magazine.

Kiss Players: The actual WORST. Embodies every horrible stereotype about Japanese media. You’ll probably get arrested if you read it in public.

Bayverse: The red-headed stepchild. Makes a ton of money but is so obnoxious everyone else ignores it.

Animated: Was too good for this sinful world. More anime than the actual animes. Inspires a lot of really weird fanfics.

Ask Vector Prime: A grandpa from beyond space and time gets on Facebook to fix Transformers continuity, then gets pissed when everybody just asks him to give names to random background characters.

Transformers Prime: What Bayverse would’ve been if it was competently made. Dwayne Johnson is in the first episode for no readily apparent reason.

“For Cybertron” Games: The only video games in the franchise even worth mentioning. Gears Of War with robots.

Rescue Bots: Pure and innocent in every way.

Robots In Disguise: Has nothing to do with the first “RID”. Ostensibly a sequel to Prime, but feels like it didn’t really want to be one.

Transformers Devastation: Okay so there’s another game worth mentioning. The people who made Bayonetta bring their trademark anime-ass gameplay to Transformers.

Combiner Wars Cartoon: A total shitshow.

Beast Wars Uprising: Cybertron finally gets an export of “The Hunger Games”, leading to a violent revolution that kills millions. For some reason all the stories are named after Tumblr social justice terms.

A comic where Marissa and TC give up on work and watch dog videos…Story of my life. 

(I just wanted to have tc gush about puppies n stuff idasdjasd)

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