"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

i wanna get you so hard that you’ll need to piss but you can’t bc you’re so hard

hes only saying that bc i got him so hard that he needs to piss but he can't because he's so hard

you guys can't piss when you're hard ❔

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

The fact that Markiplier knows about BloodyMary makes me feel like we're a bunch of bugs that were hanging out under a rock, only for it to be picked up and Mark is now a human staring at us-