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i didn’t used to understand why people got so emotional over chopped, but the first episode i watched had a dude putting caviar in the blender and i clapped my hand over my mouth and screamed

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no joke who wants a date like this?
HERE’S THE DUCKS.
Depression is a very serious illness.
THE CAT IN THE HAT [2003]

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I like big boys,
itty bitty boys
Mississippi boys,
inner city boys
I like the pretty boys with the bow tie
Get your nails did,
let it blow dry
I like a big beard,
I like a clean face
I don’t discriminate,
come and get a taste
From the playboys
to the gay boys
Go and slay, boys,
you my fave boys
please👏ask👏for👏water👏at👏the👏register👏or👏order👏box 👏
-your friendly neighborhood barista
lmao I love this new rewards program because now people can’t buy their 1.95 tall coffees and then spend it on a $8312039812093810 dollar reward.
also I can stop ringing people up separately!!!! for!!! each!!!! drink!!!!!
this post makes me laugh because now a tall coffee is 2.15 and i’m still at starbucks 3 years later.
Mum:hey -
Me, returning from a walk in the woods after still being unsuccesfull in getting abducted by the fair folk: I don’t wanna talk right now
Ye olden days: “ we must never go in there, the fair folk may take us away from this world”
Millennials: *banging pots and pans together in the middle of a mushroom circle during a full moon on an equinox * “IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING ABUCTED ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW!”

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This is ironic considering my icon promotes self-care a lot
we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things
me: *sees any tall structure with features that i could use to scale it*
monkey brain: CLIMB. ASCEND. SCURRY UP THE BOUGHS OF THIS TREE AND FIND A SUITABLE VANTAGE POINT TO STRATEGICALLY SURVEY YOUR SURROUNDINGS.
me: alright, i’m up. now how do i get down?
monkey brain: use tail to maintain balance and JUMP!
me: we don’t have a tail, remember? we evolved beyond it.
monkey brain:
sorry what
That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:
(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])
THE TIME HAS COME
he is here
Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

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turn up the volume on your favorite song to scare the serotonin out of hiding