When Did This Sound Like a Good Plan?

I sure do!! 

at least one scene with jane and lizzy in their bedroom doing each other’s hair

“barely tolerable”

at least three mentions of darcy’s undying attraction to lizzy’s eyes

lizzy walking everywhere??? this girl??

lizzy showing up at netherfield, still breathing heavily from her walk there, and darcy being flustered™

“are you so severe on your own sex?”

jane with a fever in bed. bonus points if bingley is awkward about it.

“a mrs. bennet, a miss bennet, a miss bennet, and a miss bennet.”

an unnecessarily dramatic scene where lizzy and fam are boarding the carriage to leave netherfield

mr. collins making a comment about the food

mr. collins going on and on about fordyce’s sermons

mr. wickham played by a tall actor with brown hair preferably with a dubious look in his eyes at all times.

mrs. bennet being the definition of Extra. bonus points if she complains about her nerves at least six times throughout the film.

mr. wickham pretending to be so hurt by darcy like *oh my poor heart i can’t even look at him oh lizzy help me*

“it is my intention to remain close to you throughout the evening”

lizzy being incredibly surprised at herself for saying yes when mr. darcy asks her to dance

*INTENSE DANCING AND SEXUAL TENSION*

lizzy’s desperate *please don’t leave me alone with mr. collins* look when he asks to speak with her so he can propose

“your mother will never see you again if you do not marry mr. collins, and i will never see you again if you do”

darcy taking a swim in a white shirt. this is essential. i cannot stress this enough.

“you give your opinion very decidedly for your age”

LIZZY SLAYING DARCY AFTER HIS FIRST PROPOSAL

“YOU ARE THE LAST MAN IN THE WORLD I COULD EVER BE PREVAILED UPON TO MARRY” OOOHHHHHHHH

heartbreaking music over a devastating montage of lizzy reading darcy’s letter

at least one mention of how small the longbourn estate and/or garden truly is (by lady catherine)

“i will make no such promise”

lizzy seeing pemberley for the first time and thinking “shit i fucked up”

everybody thinking that mr. wickham would kill mr. bennet in a duel for lydia’s honor before a mysterious figure (darcy) takes care of everything

everybody crying when bingley proposes to jane

“my affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever”

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

Not only did she reign for a long time, she expanded trade and wealth in Kemet to areas and volumes unprecedented in history, AND she did it without conquest or war. She had a fleet of fucking ships built just to go to Punt for trade, no other apparent reason. Before these ships were discovered, Egyptologists didn’t think the ancients of Egypt knew how to sail on the sea, just the Nile. Hatshepsut knew, or at least knew who to employ to get that shit done. And got shit done she did.