Rose Buds

Mr. Davenport: Here it is! The Davenhero course! Made by yours truly, of course.

Bree, whispering to Kaz: I'm surprised we're not known as the Davenforce.

Mr. Davenport: ...

Oliver: Shhh, don't give him ideas. I won't be able to use this on my job resume, Starbucks would never let a member of the Davenforce make overprized coffee.

Skylar: I think the Force of Davenport sounds better.

Chase, points at her in agreement:

Cartman: *clears throat*

Cartman, in high pitched voice: I love you Kahl

Kyle: Do it then...

Cartman: W-what..

Kyle: Do it then. If it happens I'll move in with my auntie in Connecticut. There I will train for 2 years til I'm buff, I'll come and visit Stan and when I do, I'll be sure to beat you into a bloody poodle. So try me, fuckin try me.

THE NEXT DAY Kyle: Dude... I totally black out yesterday, did something happen??

Kenny: ...Cartman warned you that he'd make you eat your parents and you threatened him saying you'd move away for 2 years, get buff and beat the living crap out of him.

Kyle: I... what

Stan: Cartman ended up peeing his pants and he made a twitter thread about the 'insane' things you've done and you should pay hell for it

Kyle: Cartman obviously. I don't want to hurt Kenny.

Kenny: Does that mean I can have the last cookie?

Cartman: No Kenny, when Steve died to a zombie and he stole Steve's sword. Do you think Steve could just go "Give me my sword back". No, grow up Kenny.