Thoughts of a "normal" person

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

*bullies you but im sexy so you dont mind*

If your body is telling you to avoid certain people, places and things - listen to it. Your body is your compass in the physical world. Learn to flow with it. Stay present and become aware of its messages.

This is true (but who are we kidding? Those all make sex better)

Not necessarily! A lot of gay folks don’t like anal sex, or don’t like bigger dicks, or prefer not to orgasm... the list goes on and on. None of these things make sex better inherently, it’s different for everyone!

This is really important tbh. The best sex comes from openly communicating your desires and making sure that you and your partner(s) are all comfortable and having fun. At the end of the day, it's not how big your junk is, how tight it is, or whatever stereotypes are in your head, it's that you had fun in a safe, sane, enthusiastic, consensual way. Everyone is different and that's what makes sex so great!

Your dog probably loves you more than any other person in the world

All dogs are lap dogs

@burningmanonacid look at this lorge fellow, but also observe the chunky fellow to the right.