One Fabulous Mess

This morning, Buckingham Palace staff found Charles III in his bed chambers alive and well. My heart goes out to all the people of Britain who will be suffering due to this senseless tragedy

This is gay culture

the salem bitch trials

goody proctor is the nastiest skank bitch i’ve ever met

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

Straight boys be like

“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

My favourite thing is when rich people try to describe a socialist dystopia and just end-up listing off a bunch of things that are already facts of life for the majority of working class people, like "oh, there will be a faceless bureaucracy monitoring you"; "you won't be able to own a home or a car"; "there will be a rapacious class of freeloaders siphoning off the fruits of your labour"; "ruthless medical panels will get to decide whether you live or die", etc.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

Portable hobbit hole from the future

EARTH POD

ITS THE EARTH POD WE GOT THE FULL SET

FUCKING HELL