Sorry.

god bless the kringlefucker

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

“I just learned smudge tool now let me condemn technology by using technology”

I say melk…

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

Odysseus has proven time and time again that his pride gets in the way of his leadership capabilities. He would be an awful president.