relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

The crowd dances on...

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

kicked out of the bdsm scene for saying “you got it, boss!” in an old timey henchman voice whenever someone tells me what to do

kicked out of the old timey henchman scene for saying “yes goddess” in a bdsm voice every time someone tells me what to do

hang on we could have something really special here

i crawl oujt of a ditch shaking and covered in blood and when you ask me what's wrong im just like I need something sweet

Shoelace Voodoo

The heel slipping one is awesome if you have to wear orthotics because it stops them from slipping round inside your shoe

Oh! I’ll have to try this

oh my god. oh, oh my god. the wide forefoot one… oh my god bless you you beautiful hero

Ian’s Shoelace Site – https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ – is the page for all these lacing patterns and more.

my favorite tease is "ok [noun]boy" it's just so good

ship of theseus but it's a continually upgraded gaming pc first built in 1998