That Monroe Guy

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

This is really the post I was looking for

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

Procrastination teaches you to finish a 8 hour job in 30 minutes and also to finish a 30 minute job in 8 hours

Straight savagery

Guess you can say she’s a hot potato.

“is it on netflix” isnt even a fucking question anymore because every single time the answer is no

gay culture is helping clean up the dinner table after fam dinner with your mom & aunts while all your uncles sit around on their asses doing absolutely nothing 

If you can’t relate to this you’re not gay.

Um…..dam

This is the best remix of anything I’ve heard in a LONG time. LONG

I’ve heard this and it’s LITTTTTTTT