SECONDHAND LOVERS

after we ate, our server came over to take our plates and my boyfriend *so casually* says to her ‘we think someone from one of our favourite bands is over there’ and she replies ‘oh, andy? yeah he’s a regular here’ so we then asked if we could buy him a drink (no alcohol obvs) get a piece of paper for her to hand to him next time she went over and we wrote something like

‘hi andy! we didn’t want to disturb your dinner, but we just wanted you to know we love your music and it’s great to see you here! we know you don’t drink so we bought you an apple juice’

she hands it over and walks away and we’re all both **BLUSHING** with embarrassment but nothing happens so we’re like ‘cool he got the note that’s all good i’m glad we did that’ but THEN the server comes back over and we ask ‘did he like it?’ to which she replies,

‘well, see for yourself!’ and hands us our check and it’s $0.00 and we’re super confused cos american checks are a bit different but then it CLICKS

he paid for our entire dinner and bought us an extra apple juice on top too!!