epitaph

y’all havin a good september?

ppl are making playlists for spiderpunk with hamilton and melanie martinez music on it . by the way

self-recognition through the other (concerned)

damn. that guy needs help. yes i'm sure. no i'm not telling you why.

technically this is within the realm of horse posting as horses should theoretically have endoplasmic reticuli

Horses fold their proteins into shape through sheer willpower and just a hint of malice their endoplasmic reticuli're purely for Batesian mimicry

their endoplasmic reticuli are tastefully placed like conversation pieces in a living room. horses have powerful telekinesis but they can only use it to fold proteins and break their own legs

oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will

theres a patch of trash in the ocean the size of france called france

i'll be honest I don't think my frontal lobe will develop by age 25

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

sometimes "he would not fucking say that" isn't just about fanfic. sometimes a new season of the show comes out and in canon he is now saying things he just would not fucking say

hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry

My friend told me I had to publish the drunk uquiz I made so here ya go: I assign you a uni major based on vibes

Hey op how tf did u assign me my actual major out of literally everything there is. I’m scared of you

Hey op that’s fucking terrifying.