Shan

Sometimes I’m a “normal” adult and then other times I go feral for the gay sentient clock and his bisexual French candle….

"i was born in the wrong generation" I wasn't. i love existing at the same time as fan culture. i love knowing I can make a post saying "character a wears big ass pants and is obsessed with character b's thighs" and fifty percent of people are gonna agree with me while the other half call me a dumb bitch because of it. it's great.

The best thing about Heated Rivalry turning everyone into fujoshis is seeing people regress into their obsession with whatever angsty ass gay book got them through middle-high school. People bringing up AFTG, the Raven Cycle, the Song of Achilles, ALL the ancient texts. It’s actually sort of beautiful in a “cringe is dead and we’re dragging its corpse around the walls of Troy” kind of way. Anyways WHAT DO Y’ALL KNOW ABOUT SIMON SNOW

Carry On was mine too 😂 Though I’d just finished school it got me through my PLC ( college course before college).

One of the funniest bits in tkm, I think, is when Andrew blows neil in the shower. And it’s literally only funny because of the timing. It’s been maybe 48 hours since neil was being tortured in Baltimore, bro can’t even open a granola bar for himself. His body is actively trying to recover from immense torture and strain, and Andrew’s like yeah I think now is the perfect time to show him what this mouth can do.