Just a Mess :)

Tumblr posts either have hundreds of thousands of notes or justice and there is no inbetween

I meant to write 'just three' but it seems my phone had other plans...

I was going to comment "mood" but i realised how sad it is....

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

I feel like it's too high too. You need to make it longer

Six word story. In fifteen seconds.

She kill me. Me dead now

i wasn’t paying attention to the names and read this like one dude’s journey down the tampon aisle 

Option C: an adventuring party of four, all messaging the same questgiver

I love living in the future with advanced technology. It’s so great how I can just press a button on a machine and it will splutter hot, fresh coffee outwards at a horizontal angle onto my uniform, completely missing my cup. It saves me the convenience of spilling it on myself through human error.

Douglas Adams ghostwrote this

The sarcasm in this post is near fatal

when your hips don’t lie like they used to before

Op you’ve singlehandedly given me three broken limbs with this

I’m in tears

Using a knife to open everything is absolutely the opposite of the monkey brain/human brain posts.

im not in this fandoma and i have no idea where this is from but this is fucking cute

I just realized that i’m an adult and nobody can stop me from having ice cream for breakfast

nevermind my mum said no

the worst thing about digital art is trying to figure out which layer you made that mistake on so you can erase it

and after hours of searching you realize it was on the top fucking layer all along

I just realized that i’m an adult and nobody can stop me from having ice cream for breakfast

nevermind my mum said no

hell no

nO

fuck no..

what (and i can’t stress this enough) the fuck

IM GONNA START SAYING THIS

IT’S BACK!