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“Tumblr is a bad platform for content creators” frankly, content around here isn’t so much created as perpetrated. We commit content.

jackalgirl

With willful intent

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anneofgreengaybles

sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

anneofgreengaybles

the latest dispatches from room 156

anneofgreengaybles

happy monday folks

anneofgreengaybles

room 156 is BACK bitches and better than ever!!!!!!!!

anneofgreengaybles

a special room 156 update in honor of election 2020

anneofgreengaybles

2020 continues to be A Time but at least my 3rd graders continue to be the funniest people on the goddamn planet

anneofgreengaybles

have not updated this post in a while so here, enjoy some room 156 content in these trying times

anneofgreengaybles

sorry if you find updates to this post annoying but this is my tumblr and I’ll be as annoying as I want baybeeeeeeeeeeee

anneofgreengaybles

there are only 7 school days left and I’m feeling Emo™️ about it so here are some room 156 tweets

starei

forget gender, what is your true moral alignment?

queenswearpurple

:DDDD Designated mom friend

@hyperfixations-r-us @sunmoontruth-stiles @your-very-rude-neighborhood-ace @nutellarghh @littlenymphie @ anyone else

your-very-rude-neighborhood-ace

the way i said “myself” at the “what did you break” question-

open tag!!

thereal-coco

Aggressively good haha, nice

placetoburystrangers

any cute singles looking to make a blood pact before october ends… asking for a friend

thenatsdorf

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

immaplatypus

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

official-mugi

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

just-things-i-enjoy

Him face

luccorvus

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

catsbeaversandducks

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

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blackarachnya

biggest disappointment of the century was when dc made such a spectacle out of canonically showing batmans hog but then never bothered to show anyone else dick out. lame as fuck

blackarachnya

what i want to know ^

blackarachnya

what ive been saying ^

reh-hateshumans

au where monsters are on tumblr and using the tag ❛humanfucker❜

moniquill

satan-is-a-heterophobe

mcqueen

itsthemink

mcqueen

illinoisiest

im begging of you please dont take my man

amphetamine-waves-deactivated20

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

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ironwoman359

I was trying to explain tumblr to someone who had never used it before and she said “So what do people post there? Videos, like on tiktok?” and it took all my self control not to say “Mostly we just post bullshit.”

softflowerinmyheart

Wild, I too explained tumblr to someone today, and I did not refrain from saying we posted and reblogged fandom bullshit 🤣

ironwoman359

She literally had NO frame of reference for ANY of it and I was just like “how do I even describe this site”

theinvisiblespoon

You can describe Tumblr as “a blogging platform housing thriving fandoms, underappreciated artists, and tons of shitposts” but that doesn’t even come close to the EXPERIENCE of using Tumblr.

You are on Tumblr. You scroll past a thread spouting hot takes about a fandom you’re not in. You see signal boosts for people you will never meet. An ad tells you to put butter on your pillows. Your mutual spams about infinity train for a full hour and you don’t hear from them for days. “Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally.” The inherent terror and joy of seeing the color of the sky.

You are on Tumblr. You post two videos. The first gets uploaded after five minutes. The second video never uploads. You reupload the second video. Nothing happens. You check your activity. You don’t know if someone just liked the same post eight times or if Tumblr is broken. Two people follow you. You’re not sure if they’re porn bots or empty blogs. Someone messages you about ray bans official charity event. Two days later the second video is uploaded twice. You close Tumblr. You open it again. There’s a thread about how to hide a dead body. Someone tells you to touch grass. You try to search for a post on your blog. The search function does not work. There is a screenshot of a tweet of a Tumblr post. The reblogs are incomprehensible. The tags are worse.

You are on Tumblr.

deathbutwithfuzzyanimals

This reads like a welcome to nightvale traffic report

theinvisiblespoon

this is the highest honor you could give. thank you

kazoracht

autoneurotic

i could fix him (the piece of media i just consumed that was poorly executed but had a good premise)

thatidiotface

Me with the dsmp

autoneurotic

i think all theminecraft youtube boys should be placed in a cage and made to fight each other to the. death

butchgender-remade-deactivated2

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

noroithecurse2005-deactivated20

wtf uma musume is an isekai for dead racehorses????

noroithecurse2005-deactivated20

imagine peacing out at the glue factory and then you miraculously wake up and look like this

lunaticobscurity

thebiscuiteternal

obstinaterixatrix

#the funny side effect is the anime is actually a really good sports anime with no fanservice #because they don't want to tarnish the horse images as per ip agreement

evilkitten3

you mean to tell me that rule 34 can only be subverted by the fucking mafia

butchscientist

:3 is a genuinely cute emote everyone just got too brainwashed by 2012 anti-scene cringe culture to appreciate it. if you disagree with this no you don't :3

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autoneurotic

i could fix him (the piece of media i just consumed that was poorly executed but had a good premise)

thatidiotface

Me with the dsmp

headspace-hotel

i know “go be in the Trees and your depression will be fixed” is bullshit. but honestly i think a lot of things would be a little better if we spent more time with things like dirt and small streams and leaves. when you’re inside it’s easy to forget how raw and elementally wondrous the world is. how many colors there are and types of crunches that leaves make, and how many living things. how many things have smells and how different they all are.

It’s really like, youll see a large flock of birds take flight with a FWOOM of wings exploding all at once and it’s like. this is the largest emotion I have ever felt

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