Honestly I don't even know at this point

forget gender, what is your true moral alignment?

u ever accidently swallow when u’re not done getting the flavor out of the stuff?

This is what the second mouth is for

Shout out to the automatic door sensors at the grocery store. They're doing a damn good job. Most functional part of my life rn

They don't work for me until I'm inside the door

Gen Z culture is showing a meme to your friends who die laughing and then showing the same meme to your parents who look at you confused, probably wondering if you're ok.