When you forget your phone at home

accurate as hell.

Chris Pratt by Jeff Lipsky for People Magazine

#HES LIKE GANDALF HE DIED AND CAME BACK WITH A SHINY WHITE OUTFIT#AND SOME HELLA DOPE SWAG (stuckystan)

#FURY THE WHITE

The production team for Exodus conferred with 3 White guys who’d admittedly never heard of Egypt, but assured the final, mayonnaise slathered product was as accurate as possible.

I’m pretty sure I heard somewhere that The Prince of Egypt is actually the only Exodus-inspired movie to get approval from leaders of all three of the major religions that share the story- Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

#if this isn’t a spoiler i’m not seeing this movie

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

Do u ever wonder if, in a few decades, memes will be featured in history textbooks? As a part of history and internet culture? Bc if my descendents even have to so much as read the words “skeleton” and “war” together I’m coming out of my grave to fuck shit up

But wouldn’t that actually start the skeleton war?

Fulfill The Prophecy

OMG imagine them getting married and having to explain this story

2048 x 1152 px version

when you have the mineral that they crave

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