This Nation Aint Squee Like It Used To

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TEACHER HAG: Do you understand why I called you here today, Mrs. Graves?

🩷: Not really? You asked for the kids to bring scary movies in for Halloween and that's exactly what I gave Wren. A scary movie.

TEACHER HAG: We were expecting The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown or Ernest Scared Stupid, something appropriate for his class. Instead, you sent in something called Cannibal Holocaust.

🩷: Wren Patrick Graves! Are you using a Ouija board?

🐦‍⬛: Ah! Mom! I'm sorry!

🩷: I can't believe my own son would try to talk to demons...

🐦‍⬛: Please don't ground me!

🩷: Aww, is somebody jealous?

💚: N-no, don't be ridiculous.

🩷: I'll tell you what, once this rugrat has had his fill, you can latch on and drink all the milkies you want!

🩷: So Six Eyes? I wanted to say thank you for letting me and Andrew live here and for marrying us and stuff. Plus, you've been more of a father to me than that spineless cuck sperm donor ever was.

🧿: It is as Lord Unknown wills, Tar Soul.

🩷: Still, it's Father's Day so I wanted to get you something as a token of my appreciation for being a cool cult Dad.

🧿: ...a $20 gift card to Home Depot?

siblings who, in the afterglow of the ravenous lust that takes hold of them when they confess, spend hours holding each other and tearfully admitting to years of lying awake at night feeling sick inside for what they felt. bonding over their shared relief, laughing at themselves for not saying something sooner, reveling in the dizzy euphoria of being granted their most impossible wish. becoming closer to one another in a single night than they've ever been to anyone in their entire lives

siblings who agree that they both enjoyed this, but that they should try to "take things slow", only to wind up desperately making out and tearing each others' clothes off the instant they're alone. siblings who can't control themselves around each other because of an unspoken, mutual desperation to make up for lost time.

siblings who are still occasionally struck by guilt at what they're doing, the paralyzing fear of being found out and losing everything. but they have each other now, and if one starts to let the shame get to them, the other gently reminds them that just because it's a secret doesn't mean it's evil

Do they look beautiful like Ashley Graves as Cleopatra and Andrew Graves as Julius Caesar

🩷: I think we could make it work for Halloween since you don't want to go as Chucky and Tiffany for the third year in a row.

💚: Well, if you were Cleopatra we'd have to change the name of the snake that bit you from an asp to just a P.

🩷: Why?