Random Writer Dude

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

I notice OP is deactivated so we can't see the timestamp on their post. Curiouser and curiouser.

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

Imagine you know this guy. And as long as you know him he's been a super sweet and gentle guy. And he's never really lost his temper, like you've never seen him yell at anyone or really get mad. There's sin all around him but he always responds to sinners so mercifully and gently. The pharisees are always needling him and trying to get under his skin but he never really sinks to their level and always seems to turn things around rhetorically, and even though he has some strong words for them it's always pretty measured. But you know, you KNOW, that he's literally a divine Being in human skin, and all of the terrible things that people do are repulsive to his very essence. And everybody's got to have a limit... right? He has so much power that he's not using and everybody's got to have a limit. But the one time that James and John started talking to him about calling down fire from heaven he just kind of made a joke about it and moved on. And then, finally when the Temple itself was being violated, you finally think this is it, he's getting mad, we've really done it now. We're going to see some divine wrath, God's finally seen something too offensive on this sinful earth and he's going to wipe us all out or at least call down some lightning and smite a few people. And then all He does is flip a few tables to teach a lesson, and nobody even really got hurt. But now. What are they doing. He's getting arrested? Oh no, this has to be it. You can't just arrest God. He's going on trial? Why isn't he saying anything? When is the other shoe going to drop? When? Now? When they're spitting on him? When they're beating him? Everybody's got to have a limit. Everybody's GOT to. Surely he's going to do something to stop this. Aaannnyy minute now... Wait, is he praying for those guys???

*pulling out a Bible* Boy do I have some good news for you!

happy (in hindsight) Good Friday everyone.

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand