getting grapes from a duckgirl with a huge lemonade stand

no matter when you read this, today a girl is trying estrogen for the very first time. make sure she has your support.

I'm reading this like an hour after my first e dose

what a beautiful 9/11 eve this is shaping up to be

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

Celebrate 9/11 with two shots - one more than Charlie Kirk can handle

Lord God, we pray your mercy over the victims of political violence, especially the four high schoolers in Colorado and seventy-two dead in Gaza today, who die because of the callousness of American politicians and pundits who make their living by advocating for the death of the vulnerable. Amen.

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

are you actually trying to claim you're a heterosexual vampire?? fucking crazy. you deserve to be made fun of

I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

“Eating vampires older than you corrupts your humanity” is a ludicrous deception spread by Big Camarilla so we don’t find out those wretched and tyrannical bastards are delicious meals with names and addresses