You Are Who You Choose To Be

“You gotta be cool, Scoobs.  Like the wind.”

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

STOP

Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.