You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson
Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence
Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash
donβt worry, iβve compiled at least 121 distinct and discrete personal jesuses so no one else has to
there are over 7 billion people on this planet which means approximately 58 million people have to share a βpersonalβ jesus. what a fucking scam.
βweβre going to get nasty letters saying βwhereβs my personal jesus?β βwhy donβt i have a personal jesus?ββ




















