The Wife Of Bath's Tale

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the knight was like oh you can choose

AND THE HAG CHOSE TO BE BEAUTIFUL AND FAITHFUL, LIKE NEW OTP.

a) the hag could be like really pretty, like beyonce pretty, but totally cheat on him and be like really terrible

or

b) she could stay haggish, like tobey maguire ugly cry ugly but be like super faithful

u okay?

and the knight was like no i dont like you. you is poor and ugly woman.

 then the hag was like NO. you listen here- like do you think noble character is inherited? cause lemme tell you its not. there have been way too many nobles that have been like evil. (TRUE)  and like i might be poor but i dont want anything and that makes be better.

the hag just totally called the knight out in front of everyone and was like

you have to marry me. like that was the deal.