i think this is my magnum opus idk how i can top this
this would be a killer noun phrase to include in the title of a light novel that takes place in some extremely distorted version of the mtg multiverse. something like:
EXPECTATIONS
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i think this is my magnum opus idk how i can top this
this would be a killer noun phrase to include in the title of a light novel that takes place in some extremely distorted version of the mtg multiverse. something like:

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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
two sentence horror story
Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man
Comments that make me realize this kid is probably what I sounded like to my therapist when complaining about the consequences of all my bad habits
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HDG works great as a commentary on how bad things are outside of the fantasy in the real world for disabled people, so much so that a lot of us would take being made a human pet by aliens in a heartbeat if it meant some semblance of security.
In the real world, bureaucracy kills us. In HDG, bureaucracy dictates our loving owner.
It's why HDG not being real specifically seems to affect people more than other media being fictitious. For example, with me it's like "no one's coming to save me".
I'm in a very fucked situation because of what are essentially work or die laws and the institutions who provide disability coverage keeping my applications in limbo before inevitably denying them with the reasoning I'm "not disabled enough".
So yeah I welcome the idea of being some fat alien plant lady's lap human. I don't wanna die on the street someday in the foreseeable future, so I dissociate and daydream scenarios where someone *is* coming to save me.
This is very well put. The world is so cruel to the disabled, and HDG is part of how I've coped with that, by imagining a world where no one slips through the cracks, and everyone is cared for
It's always strange to me when people describe HDG (the setting) as dystopian, because that represents such a fundamental misunderstanding of what HDG is about. It's not about "this is bad and that's hot"ā , it's about imagining a world in which the ways I was mistreated and harmed as a disabled child are 'reflected' into something compassionate and caring instead
Thank you for sharing your thoughts š I hope things improve for you soon, and for all of us
ā nothing wrong with that kinda story ofc, it's just not what HDG is!
(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.
it isn't really romantic or platonic we're just the same person
and they say landlords dont do actual work

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July 31, 2026 - A cannabis dispensary in Michigan, USA, responded to the Flock camera that was put up facing their parking lot by blocking it with a "NO FLOCK ZONE" sign. [video]
apparently, this is in response to a wisconsin man who frequented the shop being arrested after wisconsin jackboots noticed his frequent trips to a legal state
Police in Wisconsin searched a man's car for cannabis because Flock cameras told them he often traveled to Michigan, where weed is legal.
I have no earthly fuckening nor happening clue what the hell is going on at work
Immensely blessed am I to be in an org with really solid and great people because we at least get the camaraderie of sitting in teams calls sharing the same deeply pained laughter as we try to pick apart what 400 asks have changed overnight from leadership
The age of Agentic AI coding means all asks can be engineered and checked-in to code day-of. This is really really great because instead of having one clear feature vision from leadership that 40 engineers can work on to polished completion, we can instead have 87 slightly different versions of a vision that those same 40 engineers are responsible for and every code change is a gladiator blood bath because your change didn't account for all 87 scenarios (it was 84 scenarios yesterday. it was 81 scenarios Wednesday. it will be 91 scenarios by Monday) and you broke several of them, and there is no earthly possibility for a person to have the cognitive space for knowing the full set up and featureflags and feature asks and expectations of the 87 versions--which were different yesterday and will be different tomorrow and many of which no longer matter, including the thing you're working on, because statistically 87 scenarios spread over 40 engineers means you're the only person who knows or cares about your scenario.
But Agentic AI codes real fast.
this is not a gotcha question, i'm just curiousāyour FAQ states that you're not ok with reuploads of your videos elsewhere (which is a very reasonable stance to have!). in your vision of copyright abolition, would this be legal and just something you would prefer people not do, or banned in some other way?
I actually recently clarified that part of the faq to specify that even though it's something I don't like I also don't want people to think me not liking something should stop them
I've pretty much always said that my stance on people doing things with my work is that I don't want people to ask me for permission but I do want people to show me what they've done after they've posted it so I can see it. and almost nobody ever actually follows these instructions
due to recent discourses on dash i am coining the term "sexlike" to describe a process which gestures at and is in conversation with eros, as described by mainstream culture; this stands in contrast to "sex", which is defined to be stimulation of canonical erogenous zones. examples of sexlikes include eating a banana weird, holding a vibrator to a halo, or playing a game of strip mahjong. thank you.
well, you may ask, what about what about beating your rival at a difficult game? the joy of a subject well-conditioned, even as you refrain from doing anything untoward to it? how do we find the eros in an armpit, you may ask, without presupposing its yonicity? where is the sex-minus-sex?
and to that i say, very good question! excellent. if i may introduce you to my other term, "sexlite,"

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August 4, 2026 - The Football Association of Ireland (FAI) has revealed Irish fans wonāt be permitted to attend the Republic of Irelandās Nations League games against Israel in September and October.
The Israeli FA has said āa small allocationā of Israeli supporters will be accommodated at their āhomeā leg game in Debrecen, Hungary on Sunday, September 27th.
A statement from the FAI on Tuesday read: āThe Football Association of Ireland confirms that it will not facilitate in-stadium access to Ireland supporters for either of its Uefa Nations League fixtures with Israel."
Irelandās āhomeā tie will be played behind closed doors in BaÄka Topola, Serbia on Sunday, October 4th, with security concerns cited as the reason for moving the game outside of Ireland. Uefa has yet to confirm whether Irish media will be allowed to cover the fixture in the stadium.
The "Stop The Game" Palestine solidarity group has called for the FAI to boycott the games against Israel. Last month, the FAI said forfeiting the matches against Israel would cost the association around ā¬5.5 million. [article]
July 29 / August 4, 2026 - More Flock surveillance cameras cut down, this time in Seaside, California and Winona, Minnesota. [video]