1. Who are your favourite bands/artists? Blood Brothers, Nina Simone. Lately, Emahoy Tsegue
2. What are your favourite cuisines? Thai
3. What are your favourite TV shows? Good Place, Wife Swap
4. Who are your favourite comedians? It changes often. Brian Regan, etc...
6. What are your favourite video games? Banjo Kazooie, Mario World
7. What are your favourite books? Bluets, The Comedians
8. What are your favourite movies? Sworn Virgin, Female Trouble
9. What are your favourite clothing brands? Alexis Kirk, Robert Clergerie, Lazy Oaf, etc.
10. What are your favourite scents? lavender, china pear. I like crisp scents, not sweet ones. I also like how garages and gasoline smell.
11. If you had to get a new pet right now (ignoring price), what would you get? What would you name them? Staffordshire or mastiff. I’d have to meet them to name them.
12. If you had to get a tattoo right now, what would it be? the rod of Asclepius as a human spine, wrapped by a snake.
14. If you had to change careers/schooling right now, what would you go into? Improv, lmao
15. If you had to pick one dish to eat for the whole week (ignoring nutrition), what would it be? a really fucking good salad
17. If you had to pick one movie you’ve seen to erase from your memory, what would you pick? This Leguizamo movie called Babysitters, The Big Short, Mother!
20. If you had to become a high school teacher, what subject would you teach? And what club/sports team would you advise? English, and probably something having to with sexual health
21. What’s one time that someone made you laugh uncontrollably? My ex just making faces or something in his bed
22. What was the best vacation you’ve ever had? driving across the country, even though I was suicidal. But meeting up w my first bf at random places was lovely.
23. Was there ever an activity you thought you’d dislike, but ended up enjoying? Nope. How about the other way around? Almost every time I’ve had casual sex, driving a motorcycle over 20 mph
25. What’s the book/movie/TV show that influenced you the most out of everything? The Howard Stern Show ruined my life, probably. I was obsessed with Bigger and Blacker when I was like 11. I used to love If You Really Knew Me on MTV.
26. What’s the best concert/show you’ve been to? Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, All Tomorrow’s Parties festival
28. What’s the best meal you’ve ever had? A charcuterie plate in Setauket, NY
29. What’s the funniest movie you’ve ever seen? The Square was funny, but prob not it. I don’t recall.
36. What musical genres do you dislike the most? pop country, most “gym pop”
37. What are some “normal” clothing/accessories (i.e. ripped jeans, hoop earrings) that you’d find especially unattractive if your date was wearing them? sandals, a cheap bomber jacket, a t-shirt with, say, an advertisement on it, fedora, any hat inside
39. What are some of your most unusual pet peeves? people talking about themselves when no one asked
40. What are some of the most random/arbitrary reasons you’d swipe left on someone for in a dating app? When they go “You:” and list attributes, if they show their feet in a photo, if they have a selfie looking down at the camera, an acoustic guitar, no bio, Steve Jobs glasses...
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