gab ✨

the fact that webkinz named a species "googles" and never backed down from it is really funny to me because like. nintendo changed the dialogue of a throwaway npc in a zelda game once because she said "yahoo!" and they were scared they'd get sued by yahoo but ganz is just like. yeah no we don't care if google is the biggest search engine and owns an obscene amount of sites and properties. thats our funny platypus so.

Why y'all hatin' on Lin-manuel Miranda!?!

im not ! we’re busting in him! chilllll

Why y'all hatin' on Lin-manuel Miranda!?!

im not ! we’re busting in him! chilllll

What do i have to do?

i'm unbearably lonely!!! *continues to bear it*

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

Take a sip babes

the most forbidden cocktail

are you okay bro? your aura looks like shit :/