Mr. Mayhem

Watching Entourage and realizing someone we all know probably would find Vincent Chase super relatable out of all the characters on the show <<<<

Can y’all please stop shoving things into Kris’ mouth?

I mean whether Max accepts the challenge or not, he’s still a soft little bitch.

The first man to group chicken, bacon and ranch dressing with each other must’ve been higher than alien pussy to put those together.

I mean I would've put Darby in the dirt, too, for not giving us a bald Max.

God, she’s incredible.

A Sicilian pizza hates to see me coming.

Several thousand feet in the air and the only thoughts in my head are “Entourage or The Sopranos”.

Ladies who don’t like sports—why?

I didn’t expect to see naked cheeks when I went to look up Road Trip so there’s that.