Take Up Space Babe

shakespeare would understand me taking two of his background characters and making them fuck nasty. he would get it

i wish men were good people i wanna be a whore so bad but they don’t deserve that

“so you only like men who would probably kill you?” no i also like women who would probably kill me too. On account of my bisexual nature

battle couples has gotta be one of my favorite tropes though. The “you got me?” “Yeah, I got you.” The kiss for good luck. Fighting alongside each other for so long they know every strength and weakness. The dichotomy of being fucking terrifying to their enemies, but so soft with each other. When one is in danger and the other goes feral, protects them at any cost. When everything is over and done, it’s all “let me see where you’re hurt,” and washing off the dirt and blood.

you don’t need chatgpt to give you psychosis you need to fall in love with a mutual 10000 miles away like god intended

as the colder months approach: i wish you all a healthy, calm end of the year. i wish you tasty cups of tea, comfortable clothes, warm beds, nutritious meals in safe homes, good music, new friends and unwavering health. you deserve good things now.

unfortunately i am worth every headache so pop some tylenol and let’s go babe

*sees a beloved mutual in the notes* hi honey

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Helllo!?!!?!!? ART THIS IS ART