26/Canada

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

hey (with the intention of making you go to the bookstore with me)

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just

your cat was an honor to see in the window

let's all shoot our phones and meet each other outside

and then we shoot each other

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more