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gallusrostromegalus

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

starathsbunker

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

gallusrostromegalus

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

cm8x-insanity

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

gallusrostromegalus

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

angelbabymikaa

i can be your problem if you ask nicely

beardedmrbean

ophilosoraptoro

Behold! The printing titty!

sunder-the-gold

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

ahallister

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

b-for-my-name

they appear to be back (under a new handle)

https://twitter.com/Meow25Meow3/status/1729139274535289288

sabertoothwalrus

shoutout to the person in my building that left their halloween skeleton on their balcony and proceeded to dress it up for other holidays

thanksgiving

christmas

not pictured: when I came back from the holidays and there’d been a huge storm while I was gone, so all that was left was a pelvis

but we persist. valentines

st patricks day

and the latest, easter

sabertoothwalrus

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!

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loontattoo

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

storm-of-feathers

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

hauntedearth

fecir

belmasworld

healed enough to close the door, but human enough to still look at it sometimes

nice-but-sarcastic

Closed but not locked

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thememedaddy

endlace

You if bugs didn't exist

pup-purgatory

gothredy

viktorrotkiv

paul's arc of expressions (at vic's feet??)

tooferaltobeheard

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cyberiapinksosa333

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

redstonedust

i dont agree with outdoor cats but i gotta admit the fact me and my roommate can fondly talk about local cats like theyre our beloved neighbours is pretty cool. do i know any of the humans who live in my neighborhood? not particularly. do i know the little tuxedo cat with the pink collar who recognises the ice cream truck music and comes out to get pets from all the kids? of course they're a local celebrity to me.

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