[ID: A drawing of Jon standing in the Lonely. He is a Brown man with graying hair cut just above the shoulders. Heâs wearing a brown jacket, black shirt, and gray jeans. His arms are raised at his sides and his shoulders hunched, an intense expression on his face. Faint eyes float behind him, and the text reads: âpress X to MARTINâ]
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hottest tma take is that every single fan is the beholding. no uquizzes to figure out fear attachments, no assigning everyone in the group chat their own entities. if you listened to the podcast you are in-universe by definition part of the beholding. assigned Eye at canon. one of the characters even hates you personally and tells you this right into the tape recorder
[ID: A comic in purple tones showing scenes of Jon and Tim living together in season three.
Tim dries his hair with a blow drier and scowls: "Well, maybe if you hadn't stalked me three times-" Jon, toweling his hair, corrects: "It was five times." Tim shouts: "It was WHAT!"
Jon and Tim brush their teeth, both frowning fiercely at the mirror. Jon says: "- and do you even know how suspicious you looked?" Tim responds: "Oh, like that was my fault-"
Tim, standing in profile, pulls his shirt over his head and points in front of him. He shouts: "- and another thing!" Jon, behind Tim and facing forward rather than Tim's direction, looks unimpressed and says: "I'm over here, you prick."
They both cuddle in bed at night. Both of their faces are twisted with displeasure. Tim says: "You ruined my life." Jon responds: "Fuck you." Tim says: "Still don't trust you." Jon: "Hold me tighter." Tim: "Ugh (heart.)" End ID]
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The Magnus Archives is like the polar opposite of the shows and stories that are meant to be lighthearted but if you do any amount of thinking about the implications of their worldbuilding it quickly becomes utterly horrifying.Â
A physical manifestation of fear let a guy live for like a solid week because he thought that hiding under a blanket would protect him and the fear entity decided to respect that as long as he was sufficiently worried about the situation. A group of things pretending to be human are forced to take an anatomy course, presumably because they were doing such a bad job at it.
actually the only accurate no-fears au is just jon and melanie publishing increasingly antagonistic research papers at each other as petty scientists are wont to do
#melanie: an examination on the war ghost mythology#jon: common misconceptions about the so called âwar ghostsâ#how do you say âfuck youâ in academic
actually im so sorry i was completely wrong, melanie is still a showman at heart, sheâs publishing clickbait-y long-ass video essays and jonâs responding in fucking research papers and editorials that are vagueing about the videos and are exactly as petty as her but refuse to mention them by name. melanie reads sections of his papers out and mocks them.
like u know hbombâs âmeasured responseâ videos? thatâs what melanieâs doing. she opens a new video like âgreat news everyone our dear friend jonathan sims is back at it again being completely wrong in every way!â
they have never once spoken to each other, but it is ON SIGHT if they ever meet. this is the most fun theyâve had in years. they absolutely fucking hate each other.
no no no see thereâs 2 other much funnier options for a first meeting:
1- At a party at Georgieâs, where they also simultaneously find out their respective Georgie-dating status. Georgie, of course, still being a spoopy nerd in this universe, has been following the argument for years and is happily sitting on her couch sipping a drink and Watching.
2- If the Institute still exists and Jon is still working there, Melanie, having not looked up that Jonathan Sims guy because that would be one step too far into creepy, unawaredly goes to the Institute to research her next video. The library wonât let her in because she doesnât have the credentials to access it, and they refuse to accept her show as credentials.
Some random middle-aged dude pops up behind her and starts defending the quality, depth and rigor of GH UKâs research and work ethics and all the show does for vulgarisation of the field, making it accessible to a casual layman audience.
The tired librarian (âŚMartin?) sighs and goes, okay, sure, whatever, just fill in this form to vouch for her, sign here.
Melanie goes from extremely surprised but flattered that this academic values her and her work so much, to enraged when Jonathan Sims signs his name.
(Jon may or may not manage to explain that of course heâs always respected her work on the technical execution level, itâs just her theories and conclusions that are bad and wrong.)
They continue to be rivals, only now they can insult each other live when Melanie pops by. And ask how the next thing is coming along and exchange references on specific topics. Both of their contributions notably improve. Sometimes they name each other in the thanks part, if applicable â âHey guys, this episode will be about tearing down our good friend Jonathan Simsâs response to episode 53! Took him long enough. But first, for their support in the making and researching of this episode, Iâd like to thank Georgie Barker, Jonathan Sims, âŚâ.
the virgin canon of jon being distanced from everyone even in research days vs the chad fanon of tim and jon building up such a solid rapport they become a two guy package deal. a noted duo. and one day when jon actually calls in sick tim mopes around and complains and sulks dramatically and whenever anyone is like ?!? sasha is like "oh he's just missing his little friend today he'll be fine tomorrow"
someone in the institute: who are those two guys from research... you know... the one that's always making jokes and the one who acts like he hates it but he doesn't and-
sasha, who immediately knew who it was when they said "those two guys from research": jon and tim
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yeah, it can be hard finding stuff for anyone who isnt jon or martin, so as someone who refuses to read anything that isnt at least 50% about tim, i think i have some for this
uhhh i couldnt decide when to cut because it felt like showing favoritism so im cutting here
road to damascus, season 4 tim lives (kinda), jonmartim but like, not the focus, tim is a ghost and he is not having a good time! lot of death and violence, disassociation, peter lukas is there, happy ending kinda, series, 11 works 107k words
head in the lions mouth, more danny centric than tim centric but tim is a major character, same author as rtd (renwhit i love you), season 3, part of a longer series but i havent read the other parts (gonna get to them), 157k words
in the semblance of man, vampire tim! elias is there, lots of gore, shorter one but i think about it constantly, 7-8k words
Tim. its tim. masterpeice.
resuscitation, season 3, tim is having a bad time! one might even say he's been broken, both physically and mentally <3, doll tim, nikola being the worst, helen being the slightly less worst, abuse, jonmartim but very different dynamic than usual (see afformentioned abuse), uh yeah, 3-4k words
hand me my shovel, im going in!, jontim, season 3, tim has an eating disorder, jon tries to help, 28k words, unfinished
Tim Stoker's guide to screwing over Elias Bouchard, Desolation tim!!! time travel!!! jontim but its on hiatus and i am begging a praying for some polyarchvies, 30k words, unfinished, coming back next year
Scarecrow! happy ending and they are very soft but there are references to past torture and tim does attempt suicide, 122k wods
Tim Stoker's daring quest to date all his coworkers, you asked for season 3 tim angst but what if i recommended season 1 tim fluff instead? 19k words, currently updating afaik
for the record this is self destructive, desolation tim having a bad timetm with his new existence. 2k words
just cant resist you (its not enough to say that i miss you), disclaimer i havent actually read this one but the reason i havent is because i feel like it will kill me sooooooo, 7-8k words
Ar Djemutrk, this one is what i like to affectionatlely call 'a meal of a concept', which is more joncentric than timcentric but some really fucked up shit does happen to tim and also this is the best thing ive ever read and if i could i would sleep with it under my pillow, unfinished as of now, 86k words
his love to guard me through the night, good old fashioned night before the unknowing jontim. 1k
them in ashes, ok so like, tim is the bad guy here yes, but like, ueah, desolation tim jontim, 42k words, currently updating afaik
dance card multiverse, this doesnt super fit the prompt bill but it makes me cry so, martim, 16-17k words
Trapped, hoooooooohhhhhh boy i am such a sucker for evil!jon jontim you have no clue, uhhhh kidnapping torture and waterboarding? jon is not the one doing the torture in this one at least, 2k words
for the record this is self destructive, desolation tim having a bad timetmwith his new existence. 2k words
just cant resist you (its not enough to say that i miss you), disclaimer i havent actually read this one but the reason i havent is because i feel like it will kill me sooooooo, 7-8k words
cirque du archives, man, we as a fandom need to hurt tim more yknow? like that sounds biased coming from me, but we really do. make him cry! and bleed of course, uhhh yeah, 2k words
i think it might be fear, of the world and the way it makes you feel afraid, Tim hates his worm scars fuck yeah! this is in first person but the descriptive language is amazing, tw for self harm and hatred, 800 words
off the hook, Worms Worms Worms! gotta love a good old fashioned pulling the worms out of someone with a corkscrew, which could be its own genre in this fandom honestly, 2k words
my recs are running kinda bare now ive just been trawling through search results, although i could try some more, but i think im done, so yeah hope those are fun for ya, oh and here's a pallet clenser or whatever, i dont know
body of years, tim has a panic attack in the middle of the night and unsuccessfully tries to hide it, 2-3k words
i would promote my own work but most of that that fits this is in wips or my brain so yeah anywayyyy
Sup I am back! After this Iâm going to make a happy tim list but I found some stuff that probably fits what op was asking for much better
Major warnings for suicide and self harm
She was-, hey catho doing great work as always, tim punches a wall and maybe breaks his hand, who knows, then he gets a hug <3
Câlisse-moi lĂĄ, jontim shared worm scar trauma go! Skin-picking is the worst I hate it so much, uh, tim is picking, Jon finds him, they kiss and itâs great but then Jon Knows about Timâs suicidal intentions and leaves when Tim asks him to. The ending is sad but if youâre determined, and I am, you can imagine that they talk about it and make up later <3
Barely holding on, just Tim being fucking miserable! Love that for him <3
5 times things almost ended and the 1 time it did, @that-beheld-bastard, hey, hey you. Iâm going to fucking get you you canât just do this to me and expect to get away with it how fucking dare you- ok yeah this is the big one on this list, jontim, not romantic but they are there for each other, kind of, they keep ruining each otherâs suicide attempts, I guess it happens 5 times I was too distraught to count, and you can probably guess what the 1 time is.
Ok yeah, uh, gonna make a happy fluff list on my own time now, take care of yourselves everyone <3
not to be a massive downer but i really really really hope people take a few seconds to think before just throwing their money at RQ like... we are talking about a company who blatantly mismanaged their merch (the designs were largely atrocious, there was barely any merch for shows that werent Magnus) AND their discord server (for years) and managed to go from having one of the top fictional podcasts in the sphere to having comparatively low views in their new shows (not to mention boosting rq network shows over their own products and having massive delays with actually releasing those shows). not to mention the veritable laundry list of unfulfilled Patreon promises that, as far as i can tell (now I haven't been a patron in a minute), have had either zero updates or super minimal updates. not to point to the transcripts debacle but like... it's been Multiple years of them doing just under the absolute bare minimum of accessibility. and they constantly have fallen back on the excuse (for all the things listed above) of not having the resources or the time or the staff or the whatever. so like... idk, man, maybe them running a Kickstarter that has inherent promises built *into it* shouldn't give you the most trustworthy feelings for [vague gestures at the idea of a Magnus 2]
plus, if the recent layoffs and financial rumors are to be believed.... RQs low on finances and didn't actually have a solid backup plan to deal with the Patreon loss from post-magnus or the lack of viewership/care for their new shows (which they stated that they did!). it's hard for me to believe this isn't just a cash grab that will lead to them patching the boat for another three years until they once again run out of money and need to do Magnus 3 just to keep beating this dead horse
like, if you want to give them money and support artists and podcasters, whatever, I'm not your mom, but I'm seeing a lot of my mutuals talking about this and i just want to like... idk man, exercise caution. think about all this a bit before tossing a bunch of money their way. this should be true of every Kickstarter tbh like you should do your research on the company's history (looking at the completely failed and fraudulent tv show Kickstarters that Tumblr has fell into before.......) before tossing money to them. (not trying to say rq is lying or anything, I do believe their intentions are honorable, but it's like. idk dude it's a very transparent cash grab and I think everyone should be viewing this w a more critical eye [pun not intended] instead of getting distracted by the possibility of more magnus)
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what always gets me about s1 jonâs skepticism (as a certified jon sims stan) is that
1) he was right. he was literally right. his assessment of the situation, despite being limited and vague due to only having access to limited and vague information, was factually correct in the major points. i will never ever get over that. he literally said in #039: although most of the statements we get arenât real, iâm certain that the ones i have to record on a tape recorder are. and when i record these statements, i sense that a force outside of myself takes control of me. something that is always watching us here in the institute,and that wants us to be afraid. and like??? that IS whatâs happening! thatâs exactly whatâs happening! thatâs a surprisingly accurate description of how the beholding is using jon and the archives. and although feigning skepticism might not have been a successful strategy, i actually think that it was the most logical strategy to try. like ok, you donât know exactly whatâs going on here but you can tell that something Bad is observing your fear and taking satisfaction from it? simply refuse to be afraid. donât take the bait that this entity gives you. do everything you can not to get sucked in so you donât give it what it wants. i mean, thatâs what joshua gillespie (coffin guy) did, and weâre always talking about how he was basically the only statement giver with brain cells. anyway, s1!jon made the right call on this one, and if there was a way out i think he would have found it. its just that there was never going to be a way out, because thatâs how it goes in the world of tma. but jon was still doing the right thing, you know?
2) he didnât let his fake skepticism get in the way of helping people. thatâs why relistening to s1 after getting to the season finale and learning that jon was lying is so much fun for me; itâs fascinating to listen to early statements and realize how many of his supplementals are just âobviously this ludicrous story isnât worth taking seriously or following up on at allâ [spends another several minutes describing how he had the archives gang follow up on every possible lead, no matter how small, even if it required stealing police files or combing through years of accident reports] [provides details that show exactly what he thinks happened without admitting on the record that anything supernatural happened at all, wink wink] âanyway, that was a waste of time and no reasonable person would give a shit about this. fuck youâ like??? jonathan sims my beloved.
anyway i also love memeing on how absurd jonâs skepticism was at face value but like,,,,,, appreciation post for how great it is to hear the early episodes again once you know what heâs doing and why.
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