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#might pin this #the mountain goats #christianity

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wiisagi-maiingan

Abortion is good. Abortion is important. Abortion is a life-saving medical procedure and should be celebrated as much as we celebrate the existence and success of things like surgeries to remove tumors.

a-most-beloved-fool

I think possibly the funniest trait to give Dr. Leonard McCoy, the CMO on the One ship in the 'fleet which has both Vulcan and Terran crewmembers, would be red-green colorblind.

Spock & Kirk both walk into sickbay covered in blood & he squints at them like, "Whose blood is that. Which one of you is dying. Are you BOTH dying?"

#star trek

homoidiotic

“T-Fags” is a photography book exploring fag identity for trans men, trans masculine and non-binary people, by @el_hardwick & @orionisaacs_

#queer tag

berryinnit

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

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flimflix

I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

heartfairy

I would love to unclench my jaw one day

m-has-a-blog

Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

chatteringfox

[Image description: A sign attached to the chain-link fence round a little league baseball pitch. In all caps, the sign reads:

Please remember

1) These are kids

2) This is a game

3) Coaches are volunteers

4) Umpires are human

5) You do not play professional baseball

In memory of Bob Wilson /.End ID]

hppjmxrgosg

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

hairspraywhore

>no idea what a tumblr accent even is

>”oozes off of me like a thick miasma”

psych-is-the-name

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: i have no idea what a tumblr accent even is but I know it oozes off of me like a thick miasma, ive been poisoned by tumblr for far too long /End ID]

#tumblr

fishstims

shfxaan on instagram

#rays

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badjokesbyjeff

At a job interview, the company director asks the candidate: "Why are you asking for such a high salary when you have no experience in this field?"

Candidate: " Well, the job is much harder when you don't know what you're doing."

syzygy-yzygy

If your friend is struggling, the signs might not be obvious. A cry for help can take many different forms. Try checking in on them if you hear them express any of the following sentiments:

I miss Supernatural

I should rewatch Supernatural

Supernatural was such a good show

I hope they make more Supernatural

loser duo

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

damazcuz

Just heard a coworker shout I 💥 NEED A 💥 MARGA 💥 RITA 💥 from the lobby. So I'm sure everything is fine out there.

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cringeunworthy

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

lemondoddle

[ID. a twitter community note reading, "this user admitted to being a little gay." end ID.]

utopians

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

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