cherry valley forever
todays bird
macklin celebrini has autism

JVL
Three Goblin Art
Mike Driver

Origami Around
YOU ARE THE REASON

tannertan36
$LAYYYTER
One Nice Bug Per Day

oozey mess
Jules of Nature
h
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

⁂


blake kathryn
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Italy

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Yemen

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia

seen from Australia

seen from United States
seen from United States
@arisingonmorningsinnocent

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.
(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever
You know its a good book when you have to keep your thumb in the acknowledgements section
ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
this is for a part-time job as a barista
on an application to work the front desk of a hotel
If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.
Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?
Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?
Put my most popular tumblr post, my family would be traumatized
[ID: Two online quiz questions. The first says, "18. What do you want to have written on your gravestone one day and how is this position going to help you achieve that? Type your answer here..." The second says "Part 1 - Arranging from Best to Worst" and offers the following choices:
A new car
A technical improvement
A foolish thought
A blunder
A wreck
An award for a good deed
Poisoning the city water
Imprisoning an innocent person
A short circuit
A token of love
A lover's embrace
Torturing a person
A life of adventure
A madman
A telephone
Prostitution
Justice
A decoration for bravery. End ID]
"In this state your patient will not omit, but he will increasingly dislike, his religious duties. He will think about them as little as he feels he decently can beforehand, and forget them as soon as possible when they are over. A few weeks ago you had to tempt him to unreality and inattention in his prayers: but now you will find him opening his arms to you and almost begging you to distract his purpose and benumb his heart. He will want his prayers to be unreal, for he will dread nothing so much as effective contact with the Enemy. His aim will be to let sleeping worms lie.
As this condition becomes more fully established, you will be gradually freed from the tiresome business of providing Pleasures as temptations. As the uneasiness and his reluctance to face it cut him off more and more from all real happiness, and as habit renders the pleasures of vanity and excitement and flippancy at once less pleasant and harder to forgo (for that is what habit fortunately does to a pleasure) you will find that anything or nothing is sufficient to attract his wandering attention. You no longer need a good book, which he really likes, to keep him from his prayers or his work or his sleep; a column of advertisements in yesterday's paper will do. You can make him waste his time not only in conversation he enjoys with people whom he likes, but in conversations with those he cares nothing about on subjects that bore him. You can make him do nothing at all for long periods. You can keep him up late at night, not roistering, but staring at a dead fire in a cold room. All the healthy and outgoing activities which we want him to avoid can be inhibited and nothing given in return, so that at last he may say, as one of my own patients said on his arrival down here, "I now see that I spent most of my life in doing neither what I ought nor what I liked."
The Christians describe the Enemy as one "without whom Nothing is strong." And Nothing is very strong: strong enough to steal away a man's best years not in sweet sins but in a dreary flickering of the mind over it knows not what and knows not why, in the gratification of curiosities so feeble that the man is only half aware of them, in drumming of fingers and kicking of heels, in whistling tunes that he does not like, or in the long, dim labyrinth of reveries that have not even lust or ambition to give them a relish, but which, once chance association has started them, the creature is too weak and fuddled to shake off."
--C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters
a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth
oh my god it hurts
and it's going to hurt forever
every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something
to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds
just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
no more mafia aus because theyre corny but if you HAVE to make one binghe should be trying his best to hide from shen yuan the fact that hes a mob boss and taking sy out to lavish restaurants and buying him specially bred flowers that cost $10k and shen yuan on their very first date was like "hes being super vague about where he works, has lots of money, and knows shang qinghua he must be in the mob."
binghe: what if.... i wasnt as good a person as you think? would you still spend time with me, yuan ge? sorry just forget i said that...
shen yuan, who knows very well binghe killed a man last night: how could that be?? my binghe is the sweetest <3
You guys are so right
new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist
young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album
and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details
(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it
backrooms good....
trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Is it worth it to still be on tumblr?
no but where else we gonna go
This is what having auditory processing issues is like.
[Video description: a cropped tiktok video with Metallica's Highway to Hell as the audio, showing a rapid succession of linked-in profiles synced to the music so that the lyrics match with names of people that sound a lot like the lyrics. End VD]