first of all cringe, second of all red flag

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

Evil overlord who seems to be attempting to seduce you to the side of darkness with their devious sexual wiles, but when you try to accept they're taken completely by surprise because the possibility had genuinely never occurred to them – it turns out they're just kind of like Like That.

They thought teleporting behind you and firmly caressing your shoulders with their great bladed gauntlets while whispering directly into your ear in discordant polyphony about how all humans naturally crave subjugation was a power move. You were supposed to be intimidated.

[ID: Three differently colored versions of the same drawing of Aylin from Baldur's Gate III. She is an aasimar woman with feathered wings, long hair, and cracks running through her skin. She wears plate armor and carries a sword. A halo, broken up in some places, circles her head. The first drawing is in a limited palette of light green, pink, and gold; the second is in light pink, light purple, and turquoise; and the third is in black and white. End ID.]

for those who don't speak academia: "according to our MRI machine, dead fish can recognise human emotions. this suggests we probably should look at the results of our MRI machine a bit more carefully"

I hope everyone realises how incredibly important this dead fish study is. This was SO fucking important.

I still don’t understand

Also to be clear, it turned out the problem was that the algorithm used to analyze all of these tests was broken and improperly evaluating the significance of correlations. It's been 15 years and I still don't think consequences of that have been fully expunged from the neuroscience literature.

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

[ID: a screenshot of the thumbnail of a fanfiction on AO3. The lines of text are as follows: “The Communist Manifesto by music_kid67” “History - Fandom” “Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Hurt No Comfort, History, Everyone is Gay, Found Family” “So many people don’t know what the Communist manifesto is or they didn’t learn ab it in school so I’m putting it on ao3 so it’s accessible to a lot of people”. The post is rated general audiences, author chose not to use warnings, other relationships, and work is completed. The date is 14 Apr 2026. End ID.]

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from armory-rasa reading: And if you rate it anything less than five stars they're like "Do you need us to kill the clerk who checked you out? Your satisfaction is our top priority. Just so the word and he's a dead man. :)" /End ID]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

what do you mean you dont want to buy my $55 dollar unsanded unpainted 3d printed dragon or my $102 resin triangle with sparkles and dungeons and dragons dice in it i worked really hard to make sure these end up in a landfill in exactly 6 months if u dont buy it now ill have to take it to the dump today