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Queerness isn't inherently political, actually, it's politicized. I think that distinction carries weight because we often paint ourselves as a sign of a progressive society. But we predate progression and regression. We have always existed. The presence of queerness is primeval, part of the natural state of a species, even removed from our current position standing on the shoulders of giants. We just *are.* Which makes any action against queerness, any cultural upheaval against our expression, that more clearly absurd.

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

You can’t call yourself a leftist if you hate children tbh, like you can choose not to have them or be around them, but outright hating the most marginalised group of people in the world who have absolutely no power or control over the most basic parts of their lives and bodies is a dangerous mentality to have and you need to grow the fuck up and get out of your edgy phase and start treating everyone around you like human beings, even the ones that piss you off.

I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people

hello we are your [OFFICIAL WHATEVER SYSTEM]. we made this authentication process so fucking secure it’s near impossible for even yourself to get access to. and if answering our riddles three somehow doesn’t go well within the limited timeframe (and we will not tell u how long u have) and u can’t get this to work, then idk tough luck fuck u. just send a picture of ur ID via whatsapp or something. just fuckin text ur social security number to whomstever. at that point, who cares. go scan ur stupid passport and send it as a message in a bottle into the nearest body of water; whoever picks it up from whatever shore will probably get it to us eventually, u luddite bastard fool. if u dont answer our riddles three, we personally hate you and want to see you in a ruin

im out here saying things no other person has ever thought before

B-but people with micropenises are my emotional support minority to bully!! 🥺🥺 B-but it's funny that their penises are small!! 🥺🥺 B-but I only make fun of BAD people by calling their penises small!! 🥺🥺 I have good reason to make fun of people with micropenises!! 🥺🥺 It's not intersexism if it's funny!! 🥺🥺 It's sooo funny because their penises are small!! 🥺🥺 Guys it's sooo funny come on!! 🥺🥺