He deserved a better glorious purpose

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

Loki, PLEASEEE let Norway win 🛐

Maybe I should've asked Thor :/

can I be mediocre and still live

CUNTISSIMO!!! SLAY, KING!!!

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

Realizing I'm somebody's longterm follower who they don't follow back but check in on every so often. This is what's happening when you see the [Following] in your notes

Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar 

the exercise lady whose videos I follow says things like "Exercise is a celebration of what you can do, not punishment for what you ate" and "Think of some small thing you've wanted to change, and try making that change just for today so you don't stress yourself out over a major change" and "The brain craves blood"