The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.
Me every time I open the news.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.
Me every time I open the news.

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THE RETIRED DOG PREACHES MONKHOOD
I have a special kind of rage for the reformed pussy hound who suddenly discovers “discipline” after running through enough women, hotel rooms, situationships, screenshots, clinic visits, and emotional wreckage to qualify for veteran benefits.
Now he has a podcast.
Now he has a course.
Now he wants to tell young men:
“No fap, brother.”
“Retain your seed, king.”
“Women are distractions.”
Beautiful.
Easy to preach fasting after you ate the whole buffet, licked the plates, flirted with the waitress, caught something treatable, and found God somewhere between the lab results and the ring light.
These guys are not always selling wisdom.
Sometimes they are selling retirement guilt.
Sometimes they are selling the last chapter of their own dirty little autobiography as if it were the first chapter of your life.
A young man who has never been wanted does not need some used-up nightclub prophet telling him desire is weakness.
He needs discipline, yes.
He needs standards, absolutely.
He needs to stop being ruled by porn, fantasy, thirst, and female approval.
But he also needs someone honest enough to say:
“Brother, I’m not above the thing. I survived the thing. I abused the thing. I got bored of the thing. Now I’m pretending I transcended the thing.”
That is the lie.
The man who already drowned in pleasure wants to sell swimming lessons to the kid who has never even touched water.
Miss me with the monk costume.
You still smell like the strip club parking lot.
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Summarized most of the different Rocky fanart styles
He varies intensely but he’s still the same ol Eridian!!
(8/9 of me posting most of my PHM art at once)
a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial
This, for my timeline at least, is The Tumblr Hall of Fame. People that everyone seems to follow, seem nice, are some version of Tumblr Famous - the people I think everyone wishes they were friends with etc.
If Tumblr was a music festival, they'd be headliners. If there was a TumblrCon, these would have the biggest queue.
Part one. I'm certain I've missed people.
@kvtevictoria - a literal superstar. Incredible with the camera. I want to be her. I would buy a hardback book of her nature photography. I imagine I'm not alone in feeling fiercely protective of her if someone was mean to her. No-one photographs skin like she does. Insanely talented.
@venomouslilith - Lives a life we're all envious of. Beyond wonderful. The absolute best. If Tumblr had to go to war, she'd be the last one standing with some fancy sword, nude and covered in enemy blood. Also cute as hell when it comes to all things nature.
@smouldered - The coolest, but also a little nerdy. Funny, relatable, and everyone who knows her IRL are lucky as hell. Her feed is chaotic and absolutely perfect.
@nylonguilt - Everyone's favourite glamourpuss. Imagine seeing her in a pub! You'd lose your mind!
@ha-st-ee - Tender hearted bundle of absolute joy. Millions of notes on the posts, quietly. A positive influence. Anyone who has met her IRL has my envy.
@grimygrimygrimy - A force of nature, and someone who always appears on the dash, reblogged by everyone you know, being creative and interesting.
@diaryofarose - A true one-off. Utterly unique. Her photos are like music to me. Someone should pay her lots of money just to be herself. One of our resident artists who takes genuinely incredible self portraits.
@mudwerks Tumblr curator extraordinaire. We know nothing about them, but a feed of absolute bangers for a million Tumblr years now.
@milksockets Future legend. An artist, big brain, completely unique. Amazing collages, and literal music maker so could play this imaginary festival. Enigmatic oversharer - I'm obsessed.

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ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace
does anyone else had a obsession with putting themselves/their persona into random scenarios?
nobody is going to see this
but back in middle school I was literally obsessed with putting myself into different franchises (it's called having a self insert | know) and the idea "what if I was in-". Most of those were just because I could and forget about the, immediately later. but there are a very small few that still stuck with me a bit. For example my MHA oc who has now turned into its own character that just happens to look like me.
Anyways! Why I'm talking about this is because recently l've been getting back into putting myself in different situations, but now it's not franchises and more random scenarios like "what if I was a werewolf" or
"what if I had the powers of plastic man" and that sort of thing. It's really fun, keeps my mind busy for a while I draw the idea out.
if anyone has any other hypotheticals about "what if I was-" please comment them since im running out of good ideas.
I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.
but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs
I hate west germany

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Bin ich der einzige, der einfach keinen Bock mehr hat? So generell.
Fühle ich.
Jo mir sind auch die Ziegen ausgegangen
The thing that always gets me about this is that child mortality was incredibly high in those times so you'd expect at least some apathy from the parents but no. They love them even more
if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat
Fart wife?
my parents in 2010: a Catholic education is expensive but she’ll do great things with it I’m sure
me in 2026:
FUCK I'M SORRY

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reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡
ao3 is not changing anything by the way! some people just want them to change for some reason. my guess is that these people just don't understand how the site works and refuse to actually learn how it works, so they blame the site because it's easier for them that way.
> read library book
> it's good
Thank you library
> read library book
> it's bad
Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)
official library post
> read library book
> it's good
> thank library
> want to re-read book
> enjoy re-read
> consider buying the book if you continue to want to re-read
> consider buying
the book if you continue
to want to re-read
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.