ruining my digital footprint since 1917

WHY DOES UNIVERSITY COST SO MUCH

jail for 1000 years

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

I can no longer remember the title of the book it’s from, but here’s a quote that has remained trapped in my head for the last 8 years: “Driving in Ireland is dangerous because the roads are full of old farmers who’ve led good lives and are fairly sure they’ll get into heaven.”

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

They just named these by showing pictures to some elderly woman and noting down her first delighted exclamation.

All ten of my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo & am monologuing to

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY

Hi, Catholic here—the only part of the holy trinity with a human body is the Son (Jesus) so yes, but also God the Father doesn’t have a human body so no, but the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are all the same being as well so yes, but all humans including women are created in the image of God so hypothetically He has everything else too. Hope this helps.

thank you it did not!

Using he him pronouns doesn't necessarily indicate having a penis does it gaudy

see that's gender studies 101 but i wanna force the catholic church to ADMIT it

Also for what it's worth Catholic God doesn't use he/him. He uses He/Him which theologians insist is distinct from human pronouns.

so the catholic church wants you to respect their god's neopronouns

Where are they now: little German boy

mr were--ralph i think we all know the context as to why you saved that gif

You dont know me

Uh WOWOWOW we're at #2?! (guys we can't let Google win 😬)

i genuinely wanna write all my stuff in ellipsus but my biggest hangup is that it’s nearly impossible to write offline which i almost always do and there’s no app but i’m not sure how necessary an app is for accessing my shit offline

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias