How Un5chin-it!

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

welp

thats creepy

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

Abuse begins with insecurity

My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

Me: doot doot doot doot *reblogs this* doot doot doot *reblogs this again* doot-

*helps rebloging* am I doing good?

Good partners respect your love for your homies

I was not ready

@relatable-ram

I love this stupid fucking meme

lmao i thot those were his balls

A bean bag chair is a boneIess sofa

that smile after "i live in the area" is a ranged spell that send you into rage

the full on satanic possession that grasps her before the last line is truly simply fact

I don't like this

Portable hobbit hole from the future

EARTH POD

ITS THE EARTH POD WE GOT THE FULL SET

FUCKING HELL

The four pods of the Apocalypse.

Apodcalypse Now.