2 am thoughts

*jokingly hits on you but means it 100%*

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

over coffee with my mom this morning: “sometimes we hesitate to invite people into our life because we feel like our space isn’t good enough yet. things are a little messy, or our place settings don’t match, or our situation isn’t quite what we want it to be. don’t let that stop you. invite people in anyway.”

This hit me a little too hard.

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

I didn’t even ask to be born ok

You gain points if you send “I know you’re asleep but…” texts. They’re my fav.

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy.  She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

Now this is quality content.

my heart feels so warm seeing this

I will always reblog this. OTTERS!!!!