Date someone who fucking respects you

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

yesterday I almost crashed on the tollway because I saw a man driving and just taking a bite out of a whole, unpeeled grapefruit. it was a hateful act.

I don’t believe aliens are hiding among us but that man was without a doubt an alien

@thisnothinginthemiddle

I like spending time w people who visibly enjoy spending time w me too

“I summon a seal! Wow. Whadda y'know.” “There she is.” *video zooms in on seal* “Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuuuun!”