you want fries with that?

Hates them- spy, engie, heavy

Secretly likes them- scout, sniper

sure thing!

Scout

- he gets a weird vibe from you. sniper is his pal sure, but someone being interested in him romantically well. theyd have to know about the. p. piss.

- he sits you down and gives you a Serious talk. sniper cuts in when he says something along the lines of “now if he tries to get you to drink one of those friggin jars-”

Heavy

- he doesnt have much of an opinion on sniper, so he doesnt really have one on you

- you seem nice enough but hes heard australians eat scorpions so. have fun with that

Pyro

- on one hand he doesnt want to overwhelm you, on the other WOW NEW PERSON HEY NEW PERSON LOOK AT ME NEW PERSON

- he doesnt actually realize youre dating sniper until you tell him

Demo

- sniper is a good drinking buddy, he hopes you’ll be the same. a lot of people have it in there heads that once a man settles down with someone hes exempt from all fun. not him! the more the merrier, he says.

- he basically treats you like he would soldier and sniper. youre one of the guys now congrats

Medic

- please let him experiment on this one. please. look at those puppy dog eyes. theres only a 80% that something could go wrong okay

- sniper tries to get you to stay away from him. medic argues that he did bring him back to life, which is quickly shot down by “AFTER YOU KILLED ME.”

Soldier

- “ah. this one smells like piss. you must be snipers s/o!”

- just like demo he treats you like he would to any of the other guys. and just like scout he asks way too many questions on the piss thing. WHERE DOES HE KEEP ALL THOSE JARS?

Spy

- he flirts with you to make sniper angry, but he doesnt actually have any feelings for you outside of friendship, and possibly respect.

- he also defends you from scout and soldier’s piss related inquiries when sniper isnt around to do it himself

Engie

- hes kind of intimidated by you. hes never known someone to get sniper out of his shell. but here you are, living, breathing, and..dating him

headcanon that you uhhh taught him how on yr wedding day or something idk im on my lunch break until exams are over

i got tagged by @fangirlnumber562910 , thanks for tagging me!

"Answer 11 questions, offer 11 of your own to answer, tag 11 people."

11 questions asked:

1. "Who's your favorite character?"

oh jeez, from anything? well ive been getting back into marvel recently and gwenpool came into my head first!

2. "Whats your sign and Hogwarts House?"

in a taurus, and a slytherin! (i think thats how its spelled, its been awhile since i touched a harry potter book)

3. "Marvel or DC?"

marvel 100%

4. "Star Wars or Star Trek?"

star wars but i dont really like either!

5. "What class would you play in DND?"

i actually play dnd all the time! im in so many campaigns dear god it takes up all of my weekends. usually i play as a rogue or a bard!

6. "No context, what's the funniest thing you've ever heard?"

(i said this bc im hilarious)

7. "What's your deadly sin?"

envy

8. "What's your heavenly virtue?"

justice

9. "whats your favorite color and why?"

red! i connect it to a lot of personal experiences, my identity in some cases, and important symbols! (ie; roses, cherries). also its big sexy

10. "What's your favorite food?"

honestly fast food. just leave me and my greasy indulgence food alone okAY

11. "Favorite meme music?"

meme music? probably this

11 questions of your own:

1. do you like sharks?

2. do you play any instruments?

3. do you know what a polar pop is?

4. who do you main in tf2?

5. summer or winter?

6. do you like writing?

7. if two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

8. do you sing to plants?

9. whats your sense of style/fashion?

10. are you happy?

11. sunsets or night skies?

Tag 11 people

i dont really know 11 people but i can tag 11 followers! if you dont want to do this please ignore it, but if you do please tag me id love to see your responses!!!