tf2 headcanon time

Ok hi you can literally call me anything you want or even refer to me with like the names of the mercs idk!

I come up with weird ideas randomly while sufferening from no eepy and you get to have them

Also idk if this gets popular send some weird not fucked up ideas via asks ill shove them here

Uhh dni is no terfs, homophobes, weird radqueer ppl or whatever, nsfw accs, cops and racists

If i ever make an acc for actual decent ideas, fics, or whatever the hell ill link them and whatever (debating making either a tf2 agere ideas/fics acc and/or a tf2 rp acc of some kind or maybe a tf2 agere rp acc?? Idk )

Took us forever but for our first time drawing tf2 characters i think its good

Like medic 1 just going around his day to day business and getting feedback over what hes doing and such

Not even just murdery feedback just like medic making dinner and suddenly "you forgot the onion" "oh, danke"

Or, in the same base set up of medic making dinner and they both forget;

Someone said pirate

He uses jane sometimes though but tells people its his middle name

When he told people he figured out a name he liked they sorts assumed john or something

Literally

The person who usually notices first is medic

It doesnt usually do much to his working ability but he sometimes ends up more standoffish and irritable

He knows more french thoug because after figuring our hes picking up on it, spy started slowly saying more in french to scout to see if hell pick up on it

i don't know how they would get cursed (maybe the wizard was very VERY petty not just petty classic) but heres what i think pauling, zhanna and the administrator would be as animals and mythical creatures (all in one this time thoi

For animals -

Pauling : she gives me the vibes of a cat tbh. Or a small bird maybe?

Zhanna : same things listed for heavy! Bear, tiger or reindeer!

Administrator : definitely a reptile, maybe a kemodo dragon? If not reptile then i can see her as a lion

For mythical creatures -

Pauling : faun maybe, or i could see her as a vampire? Maybe a more humanoid sphinx (like how ppl draw ford in the monster falls au)

Zhanna : again same as heavy, beartaur or Minotaur

What creatures i think the mercs would be l, mythical creature/not anthropomorphic animal version though (and with less thought put into it) -

Scout : jackalope hybrid thing, or weirdly maybe a merperson?? Idk i think either black marlin based mer or leopard shark based mer weirdly fit for him and i cant explain why

sniper : owl harpy or werewolf, basic ik but i actually have no other ideas

spy : ok for matching with scout it could totally be like octopus thing (plus the entire. Thing.) Or angler fish which i think would be cool. Not matching i think would be vamp (classic ik, i think its fitting for him), invisible man (lmao) or shapeshifter ig

engineer : idk hyland cowtaur is good maybe, zombie too and accidental sorcerer would be fun (like he just starts shooting magic one day woopsies, and maybe pointy ears)

Pyro : my gut says demon or dragon but i feel like there could be a better one. Centaur would be fun but seems less accurate to them

heavy : this ones hard. Most people say werebear or yeti and call it a day, which i get 100% dont get me wrong, but i feel like there could be something more interesting?? Maybe orc or minotaur? Hed be a cool minotaur

Medic : harpy is my first instinct, but i think it would be cool if he was a living skeleton or something too! Maybe he could be basically scp049 but without the touch and die mechanic (like plague doctor look but cant take it off)

demo : sea monster is the funniest for him me thinks. Either that or satyr (ngl thats almost as high of a good idea as sea monster, seeing as satyrs are notoriously drunk all the time)

soldier : it would be really funny if he was a Clydesdale centaur, but i have too many centaurs already so. Raccoon thing maybe, or zombie? Unsure

Ok so smth smth a wizard gets pissy at them for some reason and curses them all with Not Human

For like a furry/hybrid thing what i think theyd be (its a bunch of options but ill eventually shrink it down to smth smaller)

Scout : either a rabbit (ofc), deer, or small bird of some kind. I can see all of these being fitting

Sniper : obvious choice would be blue healer or owl or smth, but i think hed be a lizard or croc or snake tbh, he gives the "i enjoy sitting in the sun because its warm" vibes

Spy : if you wanted to match him with scout, maybe a crow or hare. If it doesnt matter or just via vibes i think bat or something with good camouflage like a nightjar something with stealth like a cat/big cat (though a lot of big cats like snow leopards/cougars/jaquare have both, so best of both worlds?)

Engineer : cow/bull is an easy but good answer, but maybe prairie dog or beaver for the building skills?

Pyro : im gonna be real i have very little ideas for this. First instinct is dragon or unicorn, but for real animals my only idea is a black kite bird maybe

Heavy : bear maybe for simplicity, but i think tiger or reindeer heavy would be awesome

Medic : for a simple answer; dove or fancy pigeon. For a more complex answer based on some things; ape/monkey/primate of some kind, badger, horseshoe bat, and pine martens seem fun for him

Demo : hes weird to pick for ill be real. My ideas though are fruit bat, sheep, red deer and otter

Soldier : bald ea- anyways. I think hed be a raccoon, ringtail, bison or alligator tbh

Im gona make the mythical creature version of this on the next post but like this with just hybrids instead of anthropomorphic animals would be cool