Jun 21
My brain has been too fried lately, ts is all I can offer
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My brain has been too fried lately, ts is all I can offer
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Thank you team fortress for making me care and think about a straight relationship 🫶. Who would've thought.
do you think Spy and Scouts ma would argue over getting a cat (spys idea) or a dog (Scoutma idea)
You're onto something right here. For some reason Scout's Ma reminds me of someone who would enjoy and embrace spontaneity. That's just how my brain manifested her. She'd love to have an excitable and friendly dog that would play with her kids all day whenever she's busy at work. I feel like she'd find all dogs adorable LOL and especially the bigger the better for her. However I can see her settling for a golden retriever or even a husky because Massachusetts is cold and because she's thinking about having a dog best-suited for a big family. After all, with little ones running around, she won't be able to keep up with them.
I felt bad putting sort of engiespy in my drawing and not giving you anything. So .
WHAAAAAAA DO NOT FEEL BAD I THINK ENGIESPY IS ADORABLE 🙂↕️ I kid you not Tugboat I redownloaded TF2 on my potato microwave computer and I was playing Engie and it made me think of you LOL. Spy sappin mah sentry. Anyways THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU TO DRAW FOR ME THOUGH THANK YOU WHAT!!!!! WHAT! 💙 Spy is such a loser I agree.
I am not obligated to anything whatsoever so please don't feel like you need to do anything for me!! I will repay you. Okay.
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do you like the idea of Spy being really corny and in love with ScoutMa or is that a hc you don't fuck with..
Hi Tugboat! Smiles as you and waves my hand. Anyways I LOVE that headcanon LOL I made a whole post about it somewhere!
I still need to write up something for ScoutMa (she will be real, trust me). As we all know, Spy's character revolves around him being a parody of those alluring, sensual secret agent protags that get all the ladies. On the surface, he is so pretentious to where it loops back around to him being a loser. He's very conscious about his presentation, considering he wears a ~$20,000 outfit and complains if there's blood on his suit (whenever he's a literal assassin). So, naturally, he would want to do anything to prevent coming off as corny.
Now, enter Scout's Ma. God, I need to come up with a proper name for her sometime.
Best SpyMa dynamic
Red Spy/Blu Ma
Blu Spy/Red Ma
Red Spy/Red Ma
Blu Spy/Blu Ma
Seeing fanart of Scout's Ma saying "Bonk!" with Spy tolerating her altered my brain forever. If Scout's Ma isn't a femme fatale beauty that only lives in Spy's memories, then I want her to act like Scout so badly it's not funny. Actually maybe a little funny.
Spy's used to being a ladykiller (figuratively) and mankiller (for real). It's a shock to the system that he caught feelings for ScoutMa first. He may find her unconventional and corny and cheesy and whatever-other-adjectives-that-don't-fit-Spy's-typical-ideas-of-attractiveness, but it all loops around to where HE'S the unconventional and corny and cheesy and whatever dope that loves her dearly for being unapologetically herself.