oil byproduct and meat extender :)

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.

we're far too culturally obsessed with men who are mean and rough around the edges but turn out to be big softies underneath it all when, in reality, most men who are like this are simply dicks

Shoving a double bacon cheeseburger in my face and struggling to jerk off my half buried cock while I look at my daily step count from 200lbs ago and I try to remember when I could still make it a block down the street without wheezing and I didn’t have to sit down to pee.

Don’t forget to tell me what a lardass I’ve become 🐷

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want