Texts from Keating Five

(+44): Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction

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(757): I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.

I don’t necessarily think Bonnie is 36. The captions are Texts From Last Night. I take no credit. All I do is choose a screen cap and a text and put them together :)

(519): I don't understand how he could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex.

Let me know if I should use a tag for blacklists (e.g. #htgawm spoilers).

(626): I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know, balance.

This blog is not about how I feel about any of the characters (or ships). I work with what the show is giving us, and right now the other characters on the show are pretty damn angry with Frank so of course my posts reflect that.

(850): We had sex last night...... This "friends" thing is going well.

Yes, I already have something in mind for those two :)

(843): I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.

In the context of this blog they serve no purpose except staying true to the source material and illustrating that the text is a TFLN and not an actual caption/subtitle.

(708): So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?

(978): is no an emotion because that's what I'm feeling right now

Well, let’s hope we get some new flaurel scenes soon, so I can make more flaurel posts :)

(403): I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...