The Textposts Archive

revenge is actually kind of based, i mean it won't solve the problem that started all of this, but it will solve the problem of that bastard still being alive.

im taking the madness challenge #madnesschallenge

Are there any rules to the madness challenge?

so basically its where you let the madness consume you #madnesschallenge

There's a new drug on the market called evil women comforting you like a traumatized deer

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

i'm actually so so sweet if you ignore the part of me that is a cunt

do u guys mind if I get creepy and weird with it

fuck yessssss i got 100 elves to stand in a gay circle and enchant my shitty dagger

tomorrow. i am going to go home. i am going to order take out. i am going to get monstrously high. i am going to watch stupid fire fighter tv show

Man Who Is Ruthlessly Addicted To Hentai Thinks His Opinion Matters

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

girl i can make that ass fall off

girl i can peel that ass open like a pudding cup

girl i can make that ass want nothing to do with you

can u give me a two weeks notice before u break my heart damn

GOING to commit acts of silly………. 

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me

dont wanna sound like a slut but I really need a hug right now