TEXAS MENTIONED!!!

today is texas' birthday, which means that she gets to lick a pocky

CHARACTER NAMED AFTER MY STATE

If that isn't one of the most Texas shit I don't know what is.

oh texas

November 7, 2022 - Ted Cruz got hit in the head with a well-aimed beer can during a parade in Houston, Texas. [video]

[Image ID: A tweet from @SLCLunk that reads: “A beer?! Come on Texas. A politician rolling down the street slowly in an open top, and you throw a beer? You’ve changed.”]

COME TO DALLAS MR CRUZ

Denton, Texas, USA

TEXAS MENTIONED!

Come hang out with me at the Silent Hill Texas Roadhouse

photograph by James Bourne

What do you think he does

How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

Lol when i say I grew up in Texas people always ask “did you go to the coast a lot?” Ummm no...no I did not

They’d never fight as Cthulhu is Texan, R’lyeh being located in Toledo Bend. You can tell from how Lovecraft describes the great old one’s voice in his famous novella, “The Drawl of Cthulhu.”

i got a summer job as a caricature artist! it’s been very hot here in texas but im chugging on!

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HATIN TEXAS!!!!!