who the fuck's arctic monkeys

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

*Me while driving* “That was illegal but it’s okay.”

*switches language to talk shit about you*

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

Everyone should start out their day sobbing a little, right?

This still fucking cracks me up

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

Forest god

Deer God…