save ferris.

Victor/Yuuri concepts Victor buying Yuuri the biggest damn bouquet of roses on the anniversary for when he became his coach. Yuuri going bright red and hiding his face in the roses. Yuuri leaving several hickeys on Victor’s neck and panicking the next day when Victor makes no effort to hide it. In fact he seems to be proudly showing them off. Victor sometimes teasing Yuuri by putting his hands up his shirt when they’re cold to hear him shriek. Yuuri moving into Victor’s apartment permanently, though they visit Japan frequently together to see Yuuri’s family. Sometimes they manage to convince their son Yurio to come with them. Victor having way too much fun whenever he’s helping Yuuri with stretching exercises, putting them both in terribly suggestive positions. Yurio walks in on them once and immediately leaves, refusing to talk to either of them for days. Sometimes when they need a break during practice one of them will pull the other closer and they’ll glide around lazily together like they’re slow-dancing. Yurio doesn’t like walking in on that either. Embarrassing, lovey-dovey assholes.   Yuuri and Victor having a winter-themed wedding in Russia. They perform the most beautiful wedding waltz, gazing at each other lovingly the whole time, though a few drinks later it spirals into something of a repeat of their banquet dance. Victor waking up the next morning and anxiously asking Yuuri to please tell him he remembers their wedding night. Yuuri does, however he wishes he didn’t remember the part where he shoved Victor into a chair and gave him a lapdance in front of their remaining guests.

are you fucking kidding me

Ive never hit a reblog button so fucking hard

i’m mentally ill too but fucking listen to me here. you need to take responsibility for your actions regardless of whether or not they’re a product of your mental illness. you don’t get to manipulate, gaslight, take advantage of, or straight up abuse people because you’re mentally ill! you don’t! what the fuck! why are some of you still thinking it’s okay to say things like “manipulation is okay because i have _____ and need attention from my significant other”. oh my god. Don’t fucking do that

Well, this is me *every single morning* (add late for work)

listen........ not 2 sound like a conspiracist but Everything is literally fake........ everything

@xylophil

@awkward-but-cute-turtle

@woniebat, this one is sold, but the seller has other cute bats too.

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK