Heaven Help Us

My body is my temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed and haunted.

Not gonna lie friends. I would like to feel desired and feel like someone’s first choice

it’s extremely fucking sad that we don’t use dvds anymore. you used to be able to bring a movie to a friends house. now you have to pray some streaming service has it AND you need decent internet AND it could have ads or cost money to rent. can we please bring back dvd players im begging so hard

And bring back DVD rental places. I miss going to rent a movie with a friend and just perusing the aisles for like an hour to decide on what to watch for movie night. Picking out candy at the front desk and just the whole vibe. It was a good time, you had to be there.

for real!!! plus i feel like streaming is killing older movies. like at a rental place you’ll have decades and decades of old releases, but streaming will only have a select few at any given time, and they can easily filter out ones they don’t approve of. physical media i love you movie rental stores i miss you

my roomie and i have been renting movies from the library!!!!! they have so many iconic options and we don't have to sit and google "NOW which streaming service is twilight on"

YOURE SO SMART AND REAL FOR THAT

I hope this time next year you’ll have thousands of new happy memories

assuaging my travel anxiety by shifting into “bourdain mode” where i get really tired and jaded and as miserable as possible and then eat the best meal of my life

you might bethinking "its so over" but the sun will rise tomorrow and youll be like "omg. its so back." remember this

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there’s an illusion that there’s still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it’s close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can’t argue against this by the way.

beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

people get hotter the more you like them that's just science

I wish it was a meteor and it was coming for earth 🖤

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land