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I’m a Yellow Reader ⚡️📒

💛 Bright. 🎭 Emotional. 🔥 Craves big feelings and stories that leave a mark.

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in my ✨ traumatic romance book era ✨

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For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.

Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.

jared padalecki and jensen ackles nj con 2025 - gold panel

(TW: Clint canonically has a pretty tragic backstory)

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who has never had access to proper hearing aids before being in awe of the sound of birdsong and the wind

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who was only allowed to stay in the circus if he was useful, but has no idea how to be useful enough to the avengers 

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who may be amazing with a bow, but also keeps a knife or two on him just in case

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who doesn’t trust adults as far as he can throw them

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who hides in the vents for hours after Steve and Tony get into a mild argument 

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who sneaks food away for later

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who is terrified of cops

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who has never experienced stability before and doesn’t know how to respond 

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who reflexively lies about himself before he has even processed the question

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who doesn’t understand he is allowed to say no

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who is scared to be around alcohol 

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who flinches when touched

Give me a fifteen year old Clint Barton who forgot what it was like to be called by his real name